Reasons for STAYING IN.

Is being not unfaithful but straying being unfaithful? Your either not unfaithful or your unfaithful b/c your straying….Right? It’s a line in a song “I’m not unfaithful but I stray.” Yeah sorry if my man was ever like “oh honey I Have NEVER been Unfaithful I have just strayed.” I would give him a punch in the junk and we would be done! Freaking hussy songs I listen to!

Who wants to hear sad customer service stories? Too bad this is my blog so you get to hear them! HA

I was at Target last night. I picked up this shirt that had the original price crossed off and it had part of a clearance sticker on it NOT to mention it was on the clearance rack. But part of the sticker clearly had been taken off my guess (and sissy’s) was that someone picked it off to put it on something else. So I take it up front with me to see how much it is. I ask the girl to price check it for me. She tries but it says that it’s not in the system. So she gets the manager she says it says it’s not in the system. The manager NO LIE says “well that means it’s on clearance so it would not be in the system, but since it’s not showing up we would have to charge full price for it.” So I say “so it’s on clearance but I’m not going to get it at the sale price?” The manager “No, since we don’t know what it is….” Me “OK then I don’t want it.

But honestly really Um look this is on sale but you’ll have to pay full price…..No. So Freaking Stupid!

Then Dan and I ate at this Willow Inn place in Willow Grove last night. He asked the waitress what she would recommend. She recommends the Chicken Parm. I love chicken parm so I order that…….. What comes to mind when thinking of Chicken Parm? Breaded chicken with melted cheese goodness right? (I get mine without red sauce.) So she brings it out and it’s just a piece of chicken with cheese on it. Um what? You call this Chicken parm why? Call it grilled chicken with cheese….NOT Chicken parm!! And I remember seeing on the menu that you can request that any meat be breaded I’m thinking that you can make a regular thing breaded if you want LITTLE did I know you have to request NORMAL things that SHOULD be breaded to be breaded! It's not like the description of the Chicken Parm said (breaded upon request) WHICH it should HAVE!!

SO why didn’t the waitress who RECOMMENDED the Chicken Parm tell you “Oh do you want it breaded or not?” FUCK ME! Is it so hard to comprehend? Un-breaded Chicken Parm is not chicken parm….it’s grilled or broiled chicken. Its punishment food…..it’s I’m on a diet food….it is NOT something you recommend people to get unless you mention the part about the BEST PART MISSING!!

In conclusion people are STUPID (Except the people reading this blog. your awesome. LOL I mean it.)!