My name is Topaz and I like hearing my self type.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Short sweet Cute

So sometimes when I go home at lunch I am lucky enough to have a fun letter waiting for me from my sis! And every time I open one I get covered in glitter and I was wondering today if people notice that. When I get back and I have glitter all over I wonder if people wonder where I have been. Do they wonder if I sometimes strip during lunch to make ends meet? Or do they think I go to the pretty pretty princess castle?! Or do they even notice? I notice everything…..and sometimes I wish I wouldn’t.

So last week was sort of insane by Friday night I was so tired I was so happy to see my bed! I passed out and stayed out well into Saturday afternoon! But I did get to see John the IV! He is so cute! He has soft little baby feet! He also has frog legs! It was really neat to see how he already knows his parents voices! I was holding him while his mama was in the potty. He started to cry as she was coming out and she started talking and he stopped crying right away and reached his head towards her voice. IT was so stinking CUTE!

Ok this one is short b/c i am busy....sorry.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

An Early One

MERRY CHRISTMAS!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Hope your day is fun and filled with lots of great things! Don't work too hard and Don't clean up....you can clean on another day! (lol)

Enjoy!!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Just for the sake

So I'm reading (lurking) the 13+ blogs that i enjoy and no one is really posting anything new and I'm thinking COME on people post new things! Then i realize HA i need to post something new. Put the new post Karma out there! So here goes!!

This weekend i wrapped lots of gifts, ate good food (all at once...not so good), saw a rock school preform (they were neat), held a really cute baby, had imaginary tea with an almost 3 year old, played Guitar Hero (poorly), finished last minute Christmas things, and Cleaned!

Yesterday I went to produce junction, got gas, heated up my lunch , cleaned out the fridge, took out the trash, and put away all the produce just during lunch. Then I had dinner with fun chicks, helped one of them pick out new sweaters while getting a last minute gift, paid a bill, bought a tray, picked out nice lace tank tops for me, decorated a tree, and played guitar hero all after leaving work.

SO there is a nice post for you. Now i must you know....work.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

#200

Wow you would think i would have an AMAZING post for my # 200 post....but i don't....i can list somethings i am hating right now:

1. Boyfriends who close all the vents in your car leaving you to wonder why the side windows aren't defrosting!!! OH MAYBE B/C ALL THE VENTS ARE CLOSED! BUTTNUGGETS!

2. SUVs that drive 10 miles an hour while it's snowing....NOT while snow is on the ground just while it's snowing. PLUS even if there was SNOW on the ground YOUR IN AN SUV 4X4 isn't this SHIT the reason you GOT an SUV?!?! F***FACES!

3. People who sit at GREEN lights. The light is GREEN am i in the twilight zone? WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? are You lost is that why you are holding up traffic?! MORONS!

4. When the GPS unit says.....Turn left...so you get in the left turning lane only to have the snatchface say.....Turn left in 2.7miles! WTF? BITCH!

5. Places that don't take credit! JOIN the 21st century already! Wont places be reading our minds for payment soon? Wont we have chips implanted in us or some shit..... "oh no we don'ta takea thata." BASTARDS

6. People who drive up your butt in a snow storm....um if ever there was a time to leave that 3 car space now is the time! If my wheels go from the "wheels that grip to the wheels that slip" what do you think is going to happen to you? ASSHOLES!

7. People who YOU PAY treating YOU like crap! HELLO I am giving you business! LOTS OF IT! Shouldn't some bending over backwards be going on? JACKWIPES!

and FINALLY

8. Co-Workers who are sick and come to work to infect EVERYONE ELSE....That cough you hear slowly overtaking the office?! NOT GOOD! Stay home! SICKIE!

Not to be unfair I'll list things that i like right now:

1. My mom. She is fun, funny, cute, sweet, caring and just all around awesome! She makes hard days nice. WONDERFUL!

2. LittleBigSis, She is fun, funny, hilarious, glamorous, and just all around awesome as well! She also makes hard days nicer. FABULOUS!

3. Boyfriends that hug you after not seeing you all day. It's nice...it's warm....it makes things better i swear! :o) SWEET!

4. COOKIES! CHOCOLATE! CANDY! Yum Yum YUM! YUMMY!

5. Babies. They are cute, soft, and sometimes smell nice. They are best when they can be given back! ADORABLE!

6. Snowboarding! It's really fun and yeah it's cold sometimes but it's FUN! More snowboarding for EVERYONE! WICKED!

7. Christmas gatherings! Well the ones with people you like (you know not the ones with your boyfriends co-workers or things such as that). They are fun and crazy! SUPER!

and FINALLY

8. Helping other people out. I love helping other people out when i can. It makes me feel good. Weather it's lending your time, your ear, your thoughts, or sometimes your money it's always worth every thing you give. AMAZING!

So what can we learn today? That BUTTNUGGETS, F***FACES, MORONS, BITCHES, BASTARDS, ASSHOLES, JACKWIPES, and SICKIES are all bad! But things that are WONDERFUL, FABULOUS, SWEET, YUMMY, ADORABLE, WICKED, SUPER, and AMAZING are all good!

Have a swell this is Wednesday for you but Thursday for me! (eat that!) (also lets note none of the things listed are in order they just came to my mind as they wanted.)

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Reasons for STAYING IN.

Is being not unfaithful but straying being unfaithful? Your either not unfaithful or your unfaithful b/c your straying….Right? It’s a line in a song “I’m not unfaithful but I stray.” Yeah sorry if my man was ever like “oh honey I Have NEVER been Unfaithful I have just strayed.” I would give him a punch in the junk and we would be done! Freaking hussy songs I listen to!

Who wants to hear sad customer service stories? Too bad this is my blog so you get to hear them! HA

I was at Target last night. I picked up this shirt that had the original price crossed off and it had part of a clearance sticker on it NOT to mention it was on the clearance rack. But part of the sticker clearly had been taken off my guess (and sissy’s) was that someone picked it off to put it on something else. So I take it up front with me to see how much it is. I ask the girl to price check it for me. She tries but it says that it’s not in the system. So she gets the manager she says it says it’s not in the system. The manager NO LIE says “well that means it’s on clearance so it would not be in the system, but since it’s not showing up we would have to charge full price for it.” So I say “so it’s on clearance but I’m not going to get it at the sale price?” The manager “No, since we don’t know what it is….” Me “OK then I don’t want it.

But honestly really Um look this is on sale but you’ll have to pay full price…..No. So Freaking Stupid!

Then Dan and I ate at this Willow Inn place in Willow Grove last night. He asked the waitress what she would recommend. She recommends the Chicken Parm. I love chicken parm so I order that…….. What comes to mind when thinking of Chicken Parm? Breaded chicken with melted cheese goodness right? (I get mine without red sauce.) So she brings it out and it’s just a piece of chicken with cheese on it. Um what? You call this Chicken parm why? Call it grilled chicken with cheese….NOT Chicken parm!! And I remember seeing on the menu that you can request that any meat be breaded I’m thinking that you can make a regular thing breaded if you want LITTLE did I know you have to request NORMAL things that SHOULD be breaded to be breaded! It's not like the description of the Chicken Parm said (breaded upon request) WHICH it should HAVE!!

SO why didn’t the waitress who RECOMMENDED the Chicken Parm tell you “Oh do you want it breaded or not?” FUCK ME! Is it so hard to comprehend? Un-breaded Chicken Parm is not chicken parm….it’s grilled or broiled chicken. Its punishment food…..it’s I’m on a diet food….it is NOT something you recommend people to get unless you mention the part about the BEST PART MISSING!!

In conclusion people are STUPID (Except the people reading this blog. your awesome. LOL I mean it.)!

Monday, December 15, 2008

Just a quick one.

So this weekend went super fast it was here and then gone! There was a b-day dinner, a child being born and SNOWBOARDING!!!!


here is a picture.
the end. (hey i told you it would be quick!)

Friday, December 12, 2008

"I believe the girl mentioned a check!?!"

Going through the garage last night! Mom pulling random stuff from her room! Wrapping gifts...could it be anymore like Christmas? We had fun bitching at each other and yet having so much fun!

This morning i got up at 4:15am to go and celebrate Our Lady of Guadalupe. My co-worker is named after the saint so it's like her 2nd birthday today...so us girls went to her church this morning with her to celebrate. Granted i really didn't understand anything b/c it was all being done in Spanish but it was still fun! (i should also note that i am not Catholic....i was purely doing this for my co-worker.)

By the way it's freezing! Just thought i would let everyone know.

So it's Friday!! And hopefully it will be a fun weekend! Tonight we are taking the lovely Katie to dinner for her b-day! :o) So have a good Friday everybody!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

My mind is a mess

So lets start with why I am a hillbilly today. We get a pie from a trucking company yesterday. So we save it for today. No one knew what kind it was b/c we are morons and could not find the label. So this morning we open it and I'm like "Oh it's shoefly pie! Yum!" EVERYONE around me is like...."What in Gods Green earth is that?" Me: "you don't know?! You really don't know?" (at this point I'm confused and i sort of feel betrayed!)

Some people think it's minced meat pie.....some people think it has lots of raisins and nuts in it....but NOT one person actually knows what it is besides me! Now I've sort of grown up with the belief that shoefly pie and PA go together like pizza and NY!! I really believed that people who grew up in PA should know what shoefly & funnycake are! But no not today my friends not today.

So as I'm getting some people to try it and explaining to the others what it is i was also explaining funnycake! As I'm doing this i hear from the 3 door on the left...."your a certified HillBilly!" LOL never saw that one coming.
So am I also a HillBilly for enjoying:
Chicken pot pie (no not that nasty freezer thing at the grocery store)
Apple Dumplings
Potato rival soup
Potato Candy
Funnel Cake
Baked Corn

Now lets talk about the twilight movie....Edward my buddy your ugly....your face got smashed in somehow...but at least you add humor to the movie. Bella for some time you tried to control your man voice....but you lost that control after the baseball game (what little you had) ALSO is your stunt double a robot that you actually let say most of you unemotional lines? ALSO ALSO when you were supposed to be in "Pain" why did it look like you were in the middle of pleasure? Emmett, Jasper, Esme, and Carlisle you are all very ugly. Rosalie you have junk in your trunk...good for you (your clothes however awful). Jacob....oh Jacob....you not only FUGLY but that hair.....ewww....that brown paint Spackle or whatever they used to color your skin....ewww! i do hope they replace you with someone better.....(please be right Perez Hilton)!

Lets talk about the films other weak points.....Edward if that "sparkle" is really how "Vampires" look in sunlight believe me you would fit in just fine. How can it be icy when A. it's clearly raining! and B. there are puddles? NO it can't be. Did you get your special effects on special b/c they were left over from My Secret Identity? I'm sorry Twilight you got nothing on Harry potter....except maybe humor. B/c it did keep me laughing like the soap Passions.

Moving on chocolate chip cookie stacks are yummy! Book Lending Cousins are cute! Sisters are fun! and my aunt is silly! I feel bad for being a poor turnpike toll user yesterday but i wanted to get rid of my change! the 1st toll i dropped some change as i was dumping it into the guys hand. The 2nd toll i dropped the ticket then dumped change into the guys hand! The 1st toll guy counted my change while i waited. The 2nd toll guy said "is this the right amount?" Me: "yes!" Him "OK." LOL Good Job me!

Tonight i wrap gifts! I chat with mom and sis! and hopefully we eat something yummy! YUM!

Hope you have a HillBilly Filled Thursday!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

the MAD dash

So i am nearing the finish of Christmas Stuff. Tomorrow night i will be wrapping gifts at my moms house cause she has tons of wrapping paper! and she is more then willing to share! Well let me clarify....i have things i need to Crochet but that is neither here nor there....i have the things planned i just need to start them! which might mean people get stuff late....who knows!

I almost finished my cards last night! ALMOST! i was working on them when i looked at the clock and it was 10:30! I'm sure i should have started a little earlier then 8:30pm but i made dinner and did laundry in my defense....it wasn't all video games and watching TV. Sure there was an hour or 2 where i was playing video games BUT i was on fire in my one game and I had been trying to get to stage 10 for the past 3 days!! So i am finally at stage 10! with 2 lives! YES! On the other hand....the boy has his cards to fill out b/c he spent all the time playing video games... BOYS!

He plays this really saucy game where his guy makes village people fall in love with him and some of the noises or phrases the women and men say are just crazy! Such as "I've got a good discount for you right here (in a sexy voice)!" or the men say "I like your pants!" His guy married a chick and every time he is home she is like "why don't we go over there?" as she is pointing to the bed! AND it asks you if you want to "wear protection" or not!! WHAT?! and if he is away from his wife too long she will leave him. Oh and his wife no lie is a Fat-Lover. Meaning she loves fat guys? So crazy!!

TONIGHT! I will see Twilight. i am sure it will stink but i get to take the book lending cousin from this post - http://topazluvskatie.blogspot.com/2008/08/dear-book-lending-cousin.html
and the sissy with me!! Hopefully we get yummy ice cream as well! YUM!

IRTC: Thank you for de-lurking yourself angelictenderbutton! It's so nice to have you here in my little ranting world of words! :o)
Sissy - YOU ARE THE BEST for not having a crazy wedding! LOL and your comments as always are funny & fun! Yippee for Sissy's!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Beacuse I steal posts when I have no ideas....

Accent - I don't know....Maybe CA+PA=CPA?

Chore I hate - Every chore....

Dog or Cat - neither for a long time....not that i don't like them....just that they are a huge responsibility

Essential electronics - Cell phone & now Digi!

Favorite perfume(s)/cologne(s) - I like Ralph Lauren Romance guy or girl....and Vanilla

Gold or Silver? - White gold or silver.


Hometown - Telford i guess...

Insomnia? - Not really i make myself sleep if i can't sleep!


Job Title - Evil place's bitch....A/P & A/R assistant

Kids? - None and i don't think i ever will have any (notice the think)

Living Arrangement - Oy

Most admired trait - Oh i got one getting bad service or terrible food discounted off my check...LOL

Overnight Hospital Stays - Birth (meaning when i was born...)

Phobia - Clowns....

Quote - "May your organs fail before your dreams fail you."

Religion - Christian in the most non-typical Christian way....

Siblings - WHY A SISSY!!!

Time I wake up - 6:35 if i want to dry my hair....6:45 if i don't....and 6:50 if there is no frost on the car

Unusual talent/skill - I can take my leg and bend it to my head while standing on one leg

Vegetable I refuse to eat - Brussel Sprouts

Worst habit - being on the computer when i shouldn't....

Yummy foods I make - Well Alfredo, mushrooms, do cookies count?, cakes, mac & cheese, Turkey balls.....

Zodiac sign - Libra.....i like balancing stuff!

Friday, December 5, 2008

2008

1) Was 2008 a good year for you?Yeah moved back to PA, got a job fast….and get to see my family LOTS! :o)

2) What was your favorite moment of the year?Surprising everyone! YEAH! It was so much fun. I would love to do it more often! OR I loved joining the Polar bear club!

3) What was your least favorite moment of the year?Saying good bye to NC and the few people I did get to know there.

4) Where were you when 2008 began?Like on New years Day? Cause I was in my NC “home” watching movies. When we brought in the new year THEN during the day I joined the polar bear club!

5) Who were you with?Dan, Dan’s mom & step dad, Crunchy, Cole & Lovey

6) Where will you be when 2008 ends?My guess is home with Dan MAYBE snowboarding down a mountain…if we can afford it!

7) Who will you be with when 2008 ends?Like I said above Dan I believe! :o)

8) Did you keep your new years resolution of 2008?If by resolution you mean….move back to PA, get job, and try not to kill anyone….Then yes.

9) Do you have a new years resolution for 2009?Get an apartment….but I might have to stop shopping.

10) Did you fall in love in 2008?Well I still Love Dan, I re-fell in love with PA…does that kind of count?

11) Do you regret it?Falling in love….or the whole year?

12) Did you breakup with anyone in 2008?Yes….i had to breakup with NC.

13) Did you make any new friends in 2008?Yeah! Co-workers that are fun, My sissy, and HK!

14) Who are your favorite new friends?Duh My sissy! LOL

15) What was your favorite month of 2008?January was fun…

16) Did you travel outside of the US in 2008?No can’t say I did

17) How many different states did you travel to in 2008?LOL does driving through them count? PA, NJ, DE, DC, MD, NC, SC, VA.

18) Did you lose anybody close to you in 2008?Nope…knock on wood still a month to go.

19) Did you miss anybody in the past year? Yeah Carmen, Crunchy, Tracy, Deb, Sally, Lovey, Cole…. (not in any order)

20) What was your favorite movie that you saw in 2008?I don’t know since HP6 didn’t come out!

21) What was your favorite song from 2008?LOL Single Ladies…

22) What was your favorite record from 2008?I have no idea.

23) How many concerts did you see in 2008?6 I think…

24) Did you have a favorite concert in 2008?Well I LOVED Seeing my Cousin Brent in concert! also MSI and of course The Matches!

25) Did you drink a lot of alcohol in 2008?Gross and no never any at all. Gross question!

26) Did you do a lot of drugs in 2008?Again Eww NO NEVER!! Even worse question then the one above!

27) Do you regret anything you've done this year?Possibly….like eating this half of a doughnut I just did….i don’t even like doughnuts!

28) Did you do anything you are ashamed of this year?Yeah I watched the Hills too often and Charm School!

29) What was the worst lie someone told you in 2008?I don’t know…for all I know someone told me a lie and I still don’t know it’s a lie!

30) Did you treat somebody badly in 2008?Not that I’m aware of.

31) Did anyone treat you badly in 2008?Yeah a certain evil name that shall go nameless.

32) How much money did you spend in 2008?I really have no idea but it was all worth it….except the time I had to pay to get a new gas cap…or the time I paid too much for a bad hair cut.

33) What was your proudest moment of 2008?Playing soccer with the giant men…LOL the one that stomped on my foot…

34) What was your most embarrassing moment of 2008?kicking my sisters husband while playing soccer…I totally did not mean to he’s just to fast I wasn’t expecting him to be there!

35) If you could go back in time to any moment of 2008 and change something, what would it be?I would go back an un eat that half of the doughnut I already have heartburn and my mouth feels like it’s coated with lard. Good job me.

36) What are your plans for 2009?Get an apartment….snowboard…..shop……eat….and be happy.

I spy with my little eye...

Raise your hand if having someone watch over you while you do your work helps you get your work done super fast… Anyone…..anyone…..anyone? Didn’t think many people would respond with a “yes it does.” I hate when people want something from you and then proceed to stand and wait for it. Even after I say….GIVE me 10-15 minutes…hint hint hint… GO AWAY for 10-15! I have NEVER liked people looking over my shoulder….i use to have a teacher who did that. YEAH like my horrible spelling skills and reading skills are going to be made better by YOU watching me and making me nervous!

Which brings me to my next point… I hate being the center of attention. BUT the friends I have hate it even more so when we have showers and people have to be directed to do things… guess who has to direct them… yup… ME! Like the shower this past weekend I had to be the party Nazi and get people to fill out not just ONE thing BUT THREE things as they walked in the door!! THREE things!! And then I had to get them to play games….eat…everything!!! Who knew having a party was more like directing a herd of people!! But it was worth it to see my friend enjoying her party. However… thank goodness you only have a party for the 1st one and I only have a few friends. BUT too bad I don’t plan on having a baby or getting married in a way that involves other people….so they will never have the pleasure of throwing me a party.

It is FRIDAY!!! What does Friday mean to me:
Free for 2 full days
Free from all the boring ways
Free to sleep & eat as I please
Free to sit back with ease
Free is grand & great
Free is a happy state
Free is Friday!

Have a happy weekend….maybe Lappy & Digi will help me do some blogging this weekend!

Thursday, December 4, 2008

I’ve said it before….I’m a lurker…

I am a lurker…I read several blogs and comment on NONE of them (well except like 2). But I have had to replace at least 4-6 blogs that I use to read b/c people either close them down or make them password protected! NO FUN. I am not about to e-mail them for the password….so I just don’t get to read them anymore. I know I’m a shameless lurker. Currently I check or read 13 blogs….2 of them I will comment on sometimes….3 of them are photographers blogs….and the rest I read shamelessly and never comment on! Does this make me a bad person?

I’ll admit that some of them I read because the persons life is just so crazy that I can’t believe it….some of them are just very well written….some of them are just train wrecks…. Then it makes me wonder what kind of people read my blog and what they think of me….but since my count is under 500 I’m guessing me and my sissy are my fans….LOL. O’well good thing I don’t care.

On the other foot I would like to talk about secretly funny people. I know at least 3 people that are quiet around you but are hilarious around people they really know. (yes sissy you inspired me) For instance I know this one girl that I went to school with….she was so quite but when you got to know her she could make you laugh so hard with her sarcasm! She was so funny in math class. Then my friend’s sister…she is funny and evil….you would never guess….and for years I never knew. Then you have Sissy’s husband. She tells me the hilarious things he comes up with. So funny…..come on secret funny people share the humor with the rest of us!

OK I must finish this blog or sissy with get all HULK on me!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

More Shopping (i know your shocked)!

So Saturday was a huge success!! Major fun baby shower!! My friend was not surprised at all she was so sure it was her shower that she brought my b-day gift with her.....what a goob! The decorations were super neat and everything went really well! Maybe someday i will post pictures....but i doubt it! LOL

Then Sunday i went SHOPPING! I had such good luck i almost didn't want to stop! My purse was FINALLY on clearance so i got that!! And I got a few other things! SHOPPING!!

Then last night my sister and i went shopping! And i got some cute boots for when it snows. We got some really pretty tea pots for gifts! it was sad b/c we were in Value City and the announcer just kept saying over and over again that they would be closing their doors "FOREVER!" Not just for a little while but FOREVER! Sad Sad Sad! OH and we found some really neat things for my mom!! (well that was the whole point of shopping last night mom gifts!) We didn't get to see twilight but maybe next week.

Oh i have failed to mention the shopping my honey did on black Friday and this weekend....he bought me a digital camera, he bought him an XBOX 360, a zen mp3 player, a navigation unit (for us to share) and a 37" HD LCD TV. So needless to say i think Lappy and i will become bestest friends b/c i have a feeling i will no longer be able to just watch TV.

But hey maybe there will be more photos on this blog since i have a digital camera....but don't hold your breath or anything.
 

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