#200

Wow you would think i would have an AMAZING post for my # 200 post....but i don't....i can list somethings i am hating right now:

1. Boyfriends who close all the vents in your car leaving you to wonder why the side windows aren't defrosting!!! OH MAYBE B/C ALL THE VENTS ARE CLOSED! BUTTNUGGETS!

2. SUVs that drive 10 miles an hour while it's snowing....NOT while snow is on the ground just while it's snowing. PLUS even if there was SNOW on the ground YOUR IN AN SUV 4X4 isn't this SHIT the reason you GOT an SUV?!?! F***FACES!

3. People who sit at GREEN lights. The light is GREEN am i in the twilight zone? WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? are You lost is that why you are holding up traffic?! MORONS!

4. When the GPS unit says.....Turn left...so you get in the left turning lane only to have the snatchface say.....Turn left in 2.7miles! WTF? BITCH!

5. Places that don't take credit! JOIN the 21st century already! Wont places be reading our minds for payment soon? Wont we have chips implanted in us or some shit..... "oh no we don'ta takea thata." BASTARDS

6. People who drive up your butt in a snow storm....um if ever there was a time to leave that 3 car space now is the time! If my wheels go from the "wheels that grip to the wheels that slip" what do you think is going to happen to you? ASSHOLES!

7. People who YOU PAY treating YOU like crap! HELLO I am giving you business! LOTS OF IT! Shouldn't some bending over backwards be going on? JACKWIPES!

and FINALLY

8. Co-Workers who are sick and come to work to infect EVERYONE ELSE....That cough you hear slowly overtaking the office?! NOT GOOD! Stay home! SICKIE!

Not to be unfair I'll list things that i like right now:

1. My mom. She is fun, funny, cute, sweet, caring and just all around awesome! She makes hard days nice. WONDERFUL!

2. LittleBigSis, She is fun, funny, hilarious, glamorous, and just all around awesome as well! She also makes hard days nicer. FABULOUS!

3. Boyfriends that hug you after not seeing you all day. It's nice...it's warm....it makes things better i swear! :o) SWEET!

4. COOKIES! CHOCOLATE! CANDY! Yum Yum YUM! YUMMY!

5. Babies. They are cute, soft, and sometimes smell nice. They are best when they can be given back! ADORABLE!

6. Snowboarding! It's really fun and yeah it's cold sometimes but it's FUN! More snowboarding for EVERYONE! WICKED!

7. Christmas gatherings! Well the ones with people you like (you know not the ones with your boyfriends co-workers or things such as that). They are fun and crazy! SUPER!

and FINALLY

8. Helping other people out. I love helping other people out when i can. It makes me feel good. Weather it's lending your time, your ear, your thoughts, or sometimes your money it's always worth every thing you give. AMAZING!

So what can we learn today? That BUTTNUGGETS, F***FACES, MORONS, BITCHES, BASTARDS, ASSHOLES, JACKWIPES, and SICKIES are all bad! But things that are WONDERFUL, FABULOUS, SWEET, YUMMY, ADORABLE, WICKED, SUPER, and AMAZING are all good!

Have a swell this is Wednesday for you but Thursday for me! (eat that!) (also lets note none of the things listed are in order they just came to my mind as they wanted.)