My name is Topaz and I like hearing my self type.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Fill some space!

I stole this from a blog i read... if you feel like doing it too... leave a comment letting me know you did and i'll enjoy reading your answers.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? On my right thigh… the bank track bit me.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR BEDROOM? A Salvafor Dali painting and a spray painting that Dan got me on our 1 year anniversary. He had the artist create a beach with mountains in the background and the sun setting. It’s awesome.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE? It’s an Envy 2… I think it’s old and not “smart” BUT I love it (for now).
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Stuff. I like lots of different stuff so it’s hard to answer this question.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? My sister does… I think.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To finally pay off my last card (so I guess I should stop buying stuff and just do it. LOL).
7. WHO DO YOU MISS? Friends that I use to have good times with (till they went crazy or disappeared).
8. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU OR HAS A CRUSH ON YOU? Hopefully my Husband.
9. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU KISSED? Dan :o)
10. WHAT’S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? Alexandria
11. THE BEST TV SHOW EVER CREATED? Gilmore Girls
12. THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO? My office mate
13. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Maybe sometimes when a funny noise happens…
14. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? A really DUMB show…
15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME? Dan’s. LOL
16. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOUR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Dan’s eyes are amazing like green and brown and awesome so those & brown hair suits me just fine.
17. WOULD YOU RATHER BE SMART OR FUNNY? Both dang nabit. Screw picking.
18. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS? Water…
19. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PIZZA TOPPING? MUSHROOMS fresh. Or Broccoli (fresh too and not just the dang stems!)
20. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A pumpkin flavored something. YUM.
21. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU MAD? Ha… Derby people that plan something but don’t actually PLAN it as in make sure people can help and make it happen.
22. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE? Sarcasm…
23. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU? My mom.
24. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE? People stink. (LOL)
25. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No.
26. FAVOURITE CLOTHING BRAND? Sale, clearance… 75% off. Coupon…
27. WHAT’S YOUR DREAM CAR? One that doesn’t need something every year at inspection!
28. WHAT COLOUR IS IT? RED
29. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE KIND OF EXERCISE? Skating.
30. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? I would leave first and show THEM! HAAAAAA.
31. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Talking to them… that helps. lol
32. WRITE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED? You suck.
33. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? What kind of question is this… didn’t I answer that on #16?
34. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN? My mom… I text the honey head.
35. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Ignorance.
36. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF YOUR COUNTRY? WHERE DID YOU GO? WHAT PLACE DID YOU LIKE BEST? Jamaica it was awesome.
37. YOU’RE WEAKNESSES? Food that is yummy & sometimes not yummy it happens.
38. FRIES/CHIPS, RICE, OR BEANS? Yes please.
39. FIRST JOB? I guess pool snack stand…
40. EVER PRANK CALLED SOMEONE? 8th grade was fun.
41. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS? Reading blogs like the one I stole this from!
42. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE? Scary. I’m only interested in removing hair… LOL
43. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS MEME? Something to do.
44. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? It depends on the day… My husband likes my everything so that’s all that matters!
45. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL? Celebrate.
46. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Good food & great times.
47. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Hopefully none. (knocking on wood! Undoing the baby that was rubbed on my uterus this weekend!!)
48. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? A gem. My mom likes jewelry… just a little.
49. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yeah but with all the attention they get they never help you out even though they are loaded!
50. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVOURITE? The one with my pretty pretty ring on it.
51. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Multi grain cheerios (no milk)
52. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Sometimes.
53. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT? Turkey
54. ANY BAD HABITS? Cussing I suppose…
55. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF? NONE I am happy to like the music I choose
56. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I would think so.
57. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL? Possibly after all I have some of my mom in me.
58. DO LOOKS MATTER? LOL Nope.
59. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER? Roller Derby.
60. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My mom’s?
61. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? Hahahahahaa
62. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE TOY AS A CHILD? Lots of things!
63. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR MOBILE PHONE? Plenty enough.
64. DO YOU USE SARCASM? See #22
65. DO YOU KNOW ANYONE FAMOUS? Nope.
66. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT? No thankfully… I watch it from a nice seat above.
67. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A PLACE TO LIVE? The less CHILDREN the better.
68. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? To (but said like Toe) or Doodie (lol)
69. HOW MANY HATS DO YOU OWN? WHAT’S YOUR HAT SIZE? Some… and I have no idea the size
70. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Sometimes if I must.
71. WERE YOU UPSET ABOUT STEVE IRWIN DYING? Yeah he was fun.
72. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Lots.
73. ARE YOU LAZY? Sometimes.
74. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS AT THE MOMENT? Things that get me going… 75. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND? Too many to name
76. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE? 4 I believe
77. DO YOU WANT TO GO ANYWHERE SPECIAL THIS YEAR? No but next year WATCH OUT!
78. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Nothing. Sad face.
79. LAST THING YOU ATE? Hello wasn’t this already a question? Yeah #51.
80. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mom. She works today… and Thursday.
81. WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE MORNING? I have to go to work.
82. FAVOURITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Little Maggots by the Matches
83. FAVOURITE TWO THINGS TO HATE? Children & dumb people (thankfully there is an over abundance of both AND the one breeds the other!)
84. FAVOURITE DRINK? Water or tea (with our without sweet)
85. FAVOURITE ZODIAC SIGN? I don’t know but I can tell you ones I HATE.
86. SPORTS YOU LIKE TO WATCH? I like to play them.
87. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOUR? Right now Ugh. Naturally dark brown.
88. EYE COLOUR? Brown
89. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES? To drive and see far things
90. SIBLINGS? SISTER
91. FAVOURITE MONTH(s)? I like snowboarding but I like the beach… so lots.
92. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI? Nope. Seaweed gross, fish yuck!
93. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? The secret life of a teenager (I think that’s what it’s called… the acting is so bad that I can’t look away)!
94. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR? I don’t know… ones off from work maybe.
95. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Got over that one in 12th grade asked 3 people to prom till I finally got a yes. LOL
96. SUMMER OR WINTER? Yes please.
97. KISSES OR HUGS? Yes please (from my husband).
98. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE-NIGHT STANDS? My husband. LOL
99. WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE CELEBRITY? Regretsy.
100. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ASK YOU ON A DATE? LOL everyone if they know whats good for them.
101. BOOKS YOU’D LIKE TO SEE TURNED INTO A FILM? I don’t know… film ruins so many things.

Friday, June 24, 2011

Witty Banter

So it's Friday (love that). None of the higher ups are in the office (oh how sad). It's very quiet like a grave yard... BUT that isn't a bad thing. My poor office mate is sick. She wont let me send her home. maybe i can convince her. BUT i doubt it. (update: i convinced her so she must really be feeling sick. One supervisor said "ok. I trust you." the other one called to listen to her voice and i'm sure try to asses "how sick she was." LOVE IT)

This week oy was interesting at work... it lead to no Roller Derby practice which leads to a crabby me. I did manage to run and workout... but nothing compares to being on skates hitting people and getting hit. Speaking of HERE is my DERBY League on the news last night!! Sweet! i couldn't make it b/c well i work when they taped it BUT it's sweet none the less! totally awesome! They also taped a wake up call... i hope i can find that soon on the web. It should be cute.

Why are males so well... stupid? I have an awesome friend who has been seeing this guy and he told her basically that he thinks he is dead inside b/c she is everything he is looking for but he doesn't feel anything. He said it might be b/c he has been alone for so long so he is going to push through it.... WHY? Ok i get that he most likely doesn't realize how stupid that was to say... b/c i bet he thinks "i'm being honest..." and YES you are... BUT it sounds like "oh hey... your great and all... but i'm just putting up with you!" It sounds terrible! it's not worded right or presented right... or maybe it was just a self conversation he should have kept to himself until he either "pushed through it" and realized that yeah... it was b/c i had been alone for so long. OR he tried to "push through it" (what ever the heck that is supposed to mean!) and nothing developed... i don't know. I just want to kick him.

What else can i write about? i guess that means i should end this post.

have a wonderful FRIDAY! and may the sunshine on you always.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

My simple rules...

1. God helps those who help themselves. Yeah it seems like it goes without saying BUT clearly some people believe that all you have to do is pray it and it will be yours. This rule comes about b/c i am friends with someone on facebook that consistently posts things like "Someday i will own NY City! My God is that powerful!" (that is not an actual post but theirs are equally as ridiculous as that.) I get it COOL no AWESOME that you believe in God and you pray. Faith is super great. BUT just b/c you pray for something totally outlandish doesn't mean God is just going to give it to you. You actually have to do some work on your own. I know BLASPHEMY you say. But yeah HELP YOURSELF as well as praying... it works wonders.

2. Toilet paper goes on OVER! Under is useless! Unless your name is Sheryl Crow and you claim to only use ONE SQUARE of TP per visit to the potty. Sorry my booty and area needs a little more then one square to take care of business so PUT THE ROLL ON RIGHT! OVER allows you to get what you need. UNDER forces you to rip at and paw at the roll until eventually you can put together all the torn scraps to get the job done. If you under a roll explain yourself so i can stop talking to you. (LOL)

3. If you take your precious bundles of joy out for a meal... keep them in line. If you can't then maybe... just maybe that's a sign you shouldn't be taking them out for a meal unless the place has an attached playground. Nothing worse then being half way through your meal to have Satan's spawn enter the restaurant and proceed to scream every word. ALSO your ability to ignore "Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, ..... MOMMMMMMMM!!!" did not pass on to every one in the restaurant. SO ANSWER YOUR FREAKING KID already. or i'll answer for you.... and you wont like it. Yeah i'm not a parent (don't plan on it) so i get that it stinks to always have to go to certain places with your kids... BUT much like the smoker stuck outside it's a sacrifice you make for having things you want. (yeah i just compared parents to smokers... does that make me a bad person?) I just can't stand loud annoying kids that PARENTS are ignoring so they can have a "nice" meal... What about everyone else who can't ignore your kid? Also i know it's possible for children to be well behaved... i have witnessed many of them and they are cute (with only a little evil). Finally as i told my sister yesterday it makes my eggs shrivel just a little each time.

4. If your going to turn.... and there is a turning lane... USE THE LANE!!! GET INTO THE LANE fully!! QUIT straddling two lanes and making everyone behind you want to punch you in the kidney. TURNING LANES are for TURNING!! Straight lanes are for going STRAIGHT. i know tough concept. How about you start learning it.

finally (i'm ending this before i explode)

5. Yes i'm cold. Yes you can see that by the blanket in my lap, the sweatshirt/sweeter i have on, & the various other forms of layers i have to try and keep warm. NO i'm not cold when i go outside b/c outside the AC isn't set to freezer. Oh yes it's so funny to see me frozen day after day.... never gets old does it? I'll set you on fire one day, just fair warning.

Hopefully i didn't repeat myself too much b/c i feel like i have talked about all these things a bunch... i guess i'm full of the same old stories. o'well. LOL have a super day!

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Enter a contest...

Go and enter this contest!!! (it ends today Wednesday 6/15/2011 so go fast!)(**EDIT she extended it another week so you have until 6/22/2011!!! so go go GO!!) I am entering it right now! by writing this post! YES THIS VERY POST!!! GO http://vintageloveandphotographs.blogspot.com/2011/06/250-posts-giveaway.html#comments YES YOU!!! GO GO GO GO GO!!!

Her blog is neat! Her giveaway looks fun! and you know you want to! so go enter. or be sad for a long time.

I will blog more later i think...
 

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