My name is Topaz and I like hearing my self type.

Monday, March 31, 2008

Going to the movies or hell

Well this weekend was a lazy one (just the way I like it). I saw a movie for free and I’m glad I didn’t pay money for it! It was 21. I didn’t really want to see the movie but then again do I ever really want to see a movie anymore that I actually get to see. No not really. It was a movie that could have been 30-45 minutes shorter and could have been a made for TV movie rather then trying to make it an epic film. Also have I mentioned ever how annoying going to the movies actually is? You either have the young tweens that mommy dropped off at the movies to get them out of their hair and punish others. Or you have the loud talking to the screen types. They both talk too much, are too loud, and have an impeccable ability to sit right behind you in a 400 seat theater that is not anywhere near filled and proceed to kick your chair through out the movie. Some times enough for you to say something but usually only enough to make you move or glare at them!!
One time my friend and I went to a movie got their early got a front seat b/c it was a non-stadium seating theater. And we got good seats we really liked. The last minute (no lie) the place starts filling up and as the opening credits are rolling these asshole kids come in and there is like one seat on the side of me and maybe 3 on the side of my friend. BUT there are 4 seats together behind us and across the way. These asshole kids have the balls to ask my friend and me to move down. We both said “NO.” and they were saying how awful we were for not moving down (were not nice at all mind you) and I looked at the one kid and said “how about next time you get here early or on time then you can sit where ever the hell you want.” Oh that got a response of (real intelligence mind you) “where are your boyfriends you two must be lesbians at the movies with each other.” To which I said “it’s your business because?”
I mean I made sure to get there on time and I should punish myself for you when there are plenty of seats around? And they are the type of fuckers that would talk the whole movie after you moved for them!! I HATE paying 10$+ to have annoying people watch a movie with me that isn’t even good!!
IRTC: I am the staple nazi your point? Hahahaa! And I am a whore for LUSH and all they gave me were two tiny samples of a face wash! Hahhaaa BUT you’re a whore for the Big K!! (Although I could easily be a whore for Big K as well.) you do like cracking that whip! Alas I have no one to crack a whip on either!

Thursday, March 27, 2008

my day

Got a call from the insurance company of the guy who hit me.
Me: Hello
Them: Hi is a Ms. Jewarez there?
Me: this is me speaking.
Them: Hi, I'm such and such from such and such and i was calling to get your side of the story we have the police report and it's confusing, plus we got evil man who hit you side of story.
Me: OK this is what happened......
Them: OK well you can reach us at....
Me: um....shouldn't you be talking to my insurance company?
Them: well i don't have their number or a claim number or anything....
Me: i can give it to you....and their information wasn't on the police report?
Them: Only their name.....
Me: OK whatever here is the information.....
Them: OK thank you good bye.

i call my insurance company promptly and tell them about the strange call and how hopefully they will get a call from this guy soon. And they tell me that they are still working on getting the police report? what the sh*t?! how come guy who hit me insurance company has the report and you don't?!

Then at lunch i call the place working on my car, my car might not be ready till Monday or Tuesday!! I HATE this rental!!! Ugh!

I call the police department and my report is ready and will cost $15 to get a copy of it!! so I'm going to get a copy of it and fax it to my insurance company b/c why they don't have it is beyond me!

Then the evil gym calls me and i tell them how Ghetto their gym is and how i just got into a car accident and i am currently dealing with that so please leave me alone!

My day brought to you by me.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Random Officeness

So i hate when there are 4 pieces of paper and 3 staples in them to hold them together.....thats almost one staple for each piece of paper!!! that is just stupid!! And it's something that you know is going to be 4 or more pieces of paper...just wait till you have all the pieces to staple! thats what i do!! B/c even though it does not seem like a big deal 3 months down the line when your files are getting super fat and over filled b/c you have all this extra bulk due to OVER stapling you will not be happy!! Maybe i have worked in offices to long or maybe i'm just crazy but i hate having too many staples in something.....and if you go to add more papers to something why not take the staple out before adding YET another one? Please don't tell me you don't have the time b/c i know you do! (FYI this is not directed at anyone it's just a general policy that i feel should be followed by any office person)
Then there is the excessive amount of paper work for one thing!!! We print out the order, sales order, 3 ply packing slip, and the invoice!!! (hence the 4 pieces of paper that get stapled with 3 staples!) Everything is saved in the computer yet we still have all this paper work so what is the point of having the files in the computer? And everyday the computer gets backed up.....everyday! So why all the paper work? i don't know?! Waste of money and time.....
Then there is how we get trucking bills and have to match every single order with every single bill......that i am going to have to work on finding a better way!
this is just a funny thing.....We have an office (the only office) without a window. So the other girl who use to sit where i sit now (and now sits up front thank GOD i don't have to sit up front) and the girl who shares an office with me put up a "window." It is a giant picture of a window with a view of a beach and ocean. It even has a fake curtain that sweeps off to the side like the wind is blowing it! it is so funny!! We have a plant in our office and my supervisor is always wondering how it stays alive. And the girl in the office with me says it's b/c the cleaning lady always waters it. So when the cleaning lady was in she told her how he is amazed at it being alive. And she said it would do even better if it was in front of a window. So the girl in my office and i joked that we could move the window so the plant would be in the "sun light." (yes we need help!)
ok that is all for now.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Lush i am addicted

So what is the LUSH all about? it's about yummy smells, natural soaps, shampoos, conditioners, hair products, and the list goes on!! LUSH is wonderful and i am willing to go to a support group and admit i am addicted!! But if you were smelling what i am smelling right now you would be in the bliss that is LUSH!! I spent a decent amount there on Easter! BUT in my defense i spent some of that money on my Honey (who is evil) and my mom! so really i didn't spend that much........whatever!

My Honey is evil b/c he is all like "why do you like this stuff......can you buy me this....and this? and maybe some of this?!" We get home and he is trying to play it off like "oh only $12 of it is mine." then i said BS i bought him a $14.95 bar of soap, a $9.95 Shampoo bar, and a $9.95 massage bar. So is that $12? more like $34.85+ tax.....nice try! But LUSH maybe the only reason i get out of bed every day?! I mean yeah i like work but really get out of bed for it......not until i think of all the bills i have to pay. But getting up to use LUSH things and to smell LUSH'ish I'll wake up for that!!!! Plus the LUSH last all day you smell good from the second you use it to the second you wake up to use it again! YUM!!

Here is a link......http://usa.lush.com/cgi-bin/lushdb/index.html?lang=en_US&dlang=en

Click and fall in love....or go to a store near you and fall in LOVE with LUSH

IRTC: We went to the one on 202 towards Kohls.....is that Norristown? not sure. But i got a cute shirt i am wearing today for $3.99. I got a pirate shirt for $2....and a tank top with skull and cross bones for $1.99!!! but you know about the great deals! sorry you had a headache i have one of those lingering ones today.....booh! Oh so you didn't go dancing?

Monday, March 24, 2008

Thursday not my day

So should I start with Thursday? Well Thursday was supposed to be smoothie day but ended up being smashed day! I just left work for my lunch break and ended up getting smashed into instead of getting anything done I wanted! I had an awesome plan!! I was to go home pick up my charger (my phone was really about to die) and some checks. Then pick up smoothies that I ordered ahead of time. Then go to Fashion bug to pay my bill with one of the checks I picked up. Then take the road that goes by the post office before returning to work so I could finally mail my sis’s letter rather then always just handing it to her. (b/c lets be honest there is something more exciting about getting it in the mail.) But in one instant it all went down the crapper!! And boy did it turn to CRAP!!
There was a police chase, an ER visit, and lots of crying and making calls with an almost dying phone!! But other then whip lash (wicked whip lash) I am fine, Just really worried. The guy who hit me was so mean and I just have a feeling this one is going to be dragged out!! My car is being fixed as I type…well maybe they are not just working on my car and my car only…..but you know what I mean. Even though they should just stop everything for me!!! Hahahaaa I am driving a rental which is not anything like my civic. I <3 my civic!! So that was my Thursday.
Friday was better I got out of work early. Paid my fashion bug bill and tried to trade my rental in for a better one. (Failed b/c all they had was a smoker’s car or a joker’s car no thanks to both.) Then the soreness started kicking in but I still played a little pool with boys. (PS sore or not I suck at pool but I still have fun.) I was supposed to go to NY to snowboard one last time for the season but b/c of whip lash no boarding , no NY.
BUT Saturday I did get to go to the GEM SHOW the GEM SHOW GEM SHOW!!! It was so neat! I got this awesome wrap around pearl necklace its more like a scarf but with strands of pearls!! Ha! Got some beads!! And made my mom very happy which was the whole point. She was saying that I did not really get much so it must not have been that great for me and I said spending time with her was enough for me. But I don’t think she took me seriously but I was for real. I <3 her double time!! My sis and her very awesome husband were also at the GEM SHOW the GEM SHOW GEM SHOW!! So that was double neat!! We had a nice dinner/lunch. (even if you can’t really take my mom to anywhere other then outback.) Then my mom and I went to five below. We did not find much. So we moved on to Fashion bug, sally’s, and K-mart!! We found so much at K-mart!! My mom bought my cousin tons of stuff, like whole outfits for 2.99$!! Crazy!! Then we went to big lots and I found just a few things for my honey for Easter. Then we went to Kohls and by this time we were both near death. So we did not shop my mom just paid her bill and that was that!
I <3 SHOPPING!!!!!

Oh and CONGRATS shall go to my little big sis on the new job! hopefully now she can hate her work week a little less!!!

IRTC: Hahaha NO ticket for that all my parts were covered i have mad changing skill! You should listen to his album i like a lot of it. Well mom likes her hair so we should all rejoice!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Perm & Ticket

So i gave my mom her perm after changing my pants in the giant parking lot!! I didn't bring my phone in b/c i figured she already told me everything she wanted and when i got back out to the car she had called twice!! But she just wanted ice cream and she said it was no big deal. So i head to her house and we eat and begin the long process that is perm. As i'm rolling the millionth piece of hair and she insists that her hair is neither thick nor very long i can't help but wonder if my sister always gets the easier part of the deal b/c she's older, wiser, or b/c i'm still being punished for being such a brat as a kid....but o'well at least now my moms hair will be permed for another 6 months or so. Shes too much b/c as i'm trying to find method to the madness she is telling me everything that i am doing incorrect. So i tell her she'll be lucky if i ever do this again (while thinking that of course i'll do this whenever you want b/c your my lovely mother too bad she's so nice and wonderful other wise i might be so inclined to never do it again....dang curse me and my luck of getting the best mom in the whole world!).
So we finish the perm. She says that it's super permed.....that i have a future in this (no thanks)...and then she is saying that it looks like she has her hair up.....and that it's a no fuse hair style. So does that mean she likes it?! not sure. I think it looks cute maybe a few pieces in the front could be cut a little but otherwise it's very cute! I still don't know how she likes it. and i think it will take time and in 2-3 weeks when she colors it she will fully be able to say weather she likes it or not.
So i leave her house. I'm on my way home and i get pulled over! I was not speeding for once in my life i was not speeding!! But i still have not put my sticker on my license plate....so i figure its for that. NO it's not!! It was b/c i "ran a red light." and i'm like "HUH?" what is this guy on crack?! apparently if there is a left turning lane, and an arrow for this lane, you can not just yield while there is still a green light. You have to wait for a green arrow. Which color me surprised cause i really truly thought you could yield.....i see people do it all the time.....and everyone i have asked so far says they do it to...which i realize does not make it legal just makes us all law brake'rs! So i have a nice fat ticket but no points and he did not even say anything about my sticker not being on. OY! that was my night!
Today i am going to LUSH after work b/c i am at dangerously low supply of my soap! but LUSH is another story for another day.....sorry i am busy with work today.
Bye for now

IRTC:
No i did not get my tonsils removed, mom got both removed and i even double checked with mom cause you had me all paranoid! Mom is not afraid of computers, i think she is more afraid of the $$ for computers. And my mouse pad is cute. hehehe

questions for the bored

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No I AM ORIGINAL AND YOU CAN EAT THAT 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Like two weeks ago or so….Katie did you cry cause you had to leave your mom?
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Depends on the day
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Turkey
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Not only no but h#ll no!
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes I rock forever!!!!!! And you can eat that too
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Not at all
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS Yes
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? YES
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? I don’t know I like a lot of them
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Not always
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Depends on the situation
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Cookie Dough!! Or Half baked!
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? smile
15. RED OR PINK? RED FOREVER
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Um can I list my favorite…..
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST Crunchy or Lovey or Tracy
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Well Katie sent it to me so Charis is the only one that needs to answer it and if she is bored enough she will oh and my sister can answer the questions if she is bored....
19. WHAT COLOR SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? brown
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Rice cakes
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Neil Boortz
22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? RED
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? LUSH anything!!! (I second that)
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Linda
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? NO….ok Yes
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? I hate watching sports would rather play them
27. Hair Color? Brown, black, orange…..pick a color and I bet my hair is it
28. EYE COLOR? shit
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Not yet but I foresee them in my future
30. FAVORITE FOOD? PIZZA or POCOS!
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Scary movies
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? 30 days of night (it blew)
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? White & Blue
34. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer
35. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs (no stinky breath hahaha)
36. FAVORITE DESSERT? Cannoli sure I can second that
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Topaz wait that’s me….
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND Charis?
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? I started a few but um yeah I haven’t really been reading any of them
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A cow, a chicken, and a pig holding signs that say “try the shrimp” (is it a rip off from Chick F. not sure b/c who had the idea 1st is the question)
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? (Don't have tv, I watched a friend tell a story and a baby fall asleep (HuH Katie what does this mean?)) I watched TV like a crazy person!!
42. FAVORITE SOUND? My head hitting the pillow!
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME??? Jamaica
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Sure I can make morons appear……
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Sellersville
47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Your mom

Monday, March 17, 2008

Weekend END

The weekend was hurried yet I took my time….does that make sense? This is how it went. Got off of work ½ an hour early on Friday, but had to rush anyway to pack b/c we stayed the night at Heather’s house. We hurry up to get to her place but end up sitting in traffic for a long amount of time anyway. So we get there and sit around trying to think of where to eat. An hour or so later we decide to get Mexican. So we head out and eat. The restaurant was not that great….the waitress what a witch!! She gave me a diet soda instead of regular….gross. She gave Heather a lime even though she specifically asked to NOT get one. She then asked us 2 times if we were ready to order in a 5 second window when we had just sat down and told her repeatedly that we needed more time!! Finally we get our food and we are eating and everyone except me ordered too much food that they didn’t really like anyway. So they are done eating and she takes their plates but NEVER asks me if I’m done and as I am talking to Heather and Dan she takes my plate! Before I can get her to give it back she is gone!! SHE TOOK MY PLATE BEFORE I WAS FINISHED!!! That my friends is the biggest tragedy b/c if I’m not done my food I’m not happy! I paid for it all yet you took it away!! What a BITCH. (b/c at this point she has graduated from witch to BITCH!!)
So after dinner we go to coldstone creamery and we are hurrying up for what reason I do not know but we hurry and don’t eat our ice cream there we take it with us….which makes us have to hurry up and eat it b/c Dan and I need to go to CVS so we have hurry up in CVS to eat the rest of our ice cream. So after CVS we go to Blockbuster where we proceed to take our time. We get a lame movie but at least it’s better then watching TV. So we get home and watch the movie and then we all hurry up to go to sleep. (notice all the hurrying up and taking time….what?!)
We wake up and have to hurry up so Dan can test drive cars. So we get to dealership and he is hurrying up so he can take his time and look at the cars. We are there for 2+ hours I think and we are hurrying so we can leave to make it to a birthday party. So we hurry up and leave but take our time getting there. We get a little lost getting there b/c our directions kinda blew chunks! BUT we get there and everything there seems rushed just so we can take our time the rest of our day. It was a lovely party for a cute 2 year old! Super cute 2 year old!! We had lots of fun and there were lots of cameras….i mean cameras everywhere you look! So I’m glad I liked myself that day!!
Then we hurry up to get home at the end of the night just so we can sleep in our own bed! Then I sleep until noon on Sunday. I take my time trying to get a hold of my mom and when she finally calls back I have to hurry up to meet her! But I don’t know why I hurried up b/c I should have known my mom by now and realized that b/c I’m on time does not make her on time. BUT she is forgiven b/c A. she is awesome, B. she made yummy potato soup and C. I am always late so her being late ain’t no big thing chicken wing! So after hurrying we take our time at my Grandmothers. Now at least my Grandmother finally knows that I live back in PA….but if you ask her I have only been here a month…..and that is my story and I’m sticking too it!! So after yummy soup and talk of family I hurry up to get home so I can take my time and fall asleep!
Do you see what I mean?
IRTC: Well she was nice but she was not listening to me…..and I think you will be cutting my hair next time!! I’ll give you two bags of cookies!! And I have a feeling that if I go in and get her to trim the back she will just trim more from the front/sides which she already got enough of!! So I’ll just deal with what I got going on. The gym is one of the most annoying things in the world but I LOVE working out! And I don’t want to get mugged or raped running on the streets. I’ve heard one too many stories and one of them was my friends aunt who use to run around where mom lives and she only escaped b/c she could out run the guy!! NO thanks!!! So alas I will either have to find a gym I can stand or invest in a treadmill! And your husband is just one of those people that thinks perfect attendance at work will get you somewhere someday……too bad the person who calls out the most somehow ends up getting raises before you and somehow is indispensable!! But yes he is still great (your husband)!

Friday, March 14, 2008

Less of a hate thing

So today i like my hair a little bit more. I guess it helped that My mom liked it and Katie didn't think it was that bad. I may suffer from shock. I don't love my hair yet but i like it a little more today then i did yesterday and thats saying a lot.

But I have declared (to myself and now you) that THIS STUPID Ashlee Simpson song is actually kinda catchy. And believe me that took a lot for me to say b/c i kinda don't like her at all. Then there is THIS SONG that for some reason i like. I think i must be turning into a moron. But why does it feel so good? hahahahaaa just kidding!

Lets see what else could i ramble about? I had a really good night. 1st i went to dinner with KATIE and she and i always have a good time! Then we went to Ross and fell in love with a Guess purse yet again!! I did get two cute shirts! Then i went to my moms and picked up my bluetooth. She is so wonderful! She made me and Dan salads for lunch complete with bread on the side! AND she had some chocolate ice cream to hit my craving! How awesome is she?! SO AWESOME! I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE HER!!!

OH and sister if you ever return to work i still have your cookies!

Thursday, March 13, 2008

The morning after.

I am suffering from the morning after syndrome directly related to my hair cut. Last night after my hair cut i wanted to like it b/c the girl was nice and cute. And i paid almost 50$ for it. But as the night went on my hatred for the cute nice hair dresser developed. As i pushed the too short piece of hair out of my eyes for the 10 millionth time i began to wonder how i could have better explained how i hate bangs, hate when i can't push my hair behind my ear, and how if you just trim the front and cut a lot off the back I'll be really happy.
We sat down before she cut my hair which gave me hope. She said what are you looking for and i told her how last time i got my hair cut the lady buzzed the back really short and how i wanted that again! how i just want the front trimmed and she started on her "Oh i know i can get rid of your part and give you swooping bangs..." that's where i stopped her and said "NO bangs please. I don't want any bangs, in fact I like being able to push my hair behind my ear and out of my way." She says "OK. Well do you mind if i go a 1/4" in the back instead of keeping it so long?" I say "Yes i would love for you to make the back as short as you can (didn't i just hear that somewhere?)."
So she washes my hair and then she starts cutting. Now i find it strange that she sat there with a comb and a scissors diligently cutting the back.......um didn't we just say like three times that i wanted it super short....i.e. buzzed? but i let her do her thing. Mean while she cuts hardly anything off the back but can't help herself and cuts away at the front!! Leaving me with this FUCKING piece of hair that keeps swooping into my EYES. DIDN'T I STRESS HOW MUCH I HATE THAT ENOUGH??? WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO GO BACK TO SOUTH CAROLINA TO THE ONE LADY THAT LISTENED TO ME? SO she thinks shes finished...I feel the back of my head and i tell her that I want it shorter. (hey through all this i am every bit of nice to her b/c i really did not realize how badly she butchered the front of my hair till i keep having to push it out of my eyes.) So basically she did the opposite of what i wanted....i say cut the back shorter she cuts the front shorter. I say just trim the front she just trims the back. I tell her no hair in my eyes she gives me a nice CHUNK of it falling into my eyes every five seconds. I am very not happy today. She took away all the shape i had in my hair and left me looking like a boy with slicked back hair. Except for the FUCKING PIECE that keeps falling into my eyes!!!!!!!!!!
And PS i know that all hair dressers are like this. They never listen to the person that is paying them 50$ for 1/2 hours work. Also i should have just left when i saw ALL the bangs she had "Swooping" over her eyes!!!! What normal person wants hair in their eyes all day everyday?
Sorry sis but I really tried to like my hair. But waking up with none of it left in the places you want it and it all left in the place you asked three times for it to be removed is a little frustrating. OY and not saying either had i gone anywhere else it most likely would have been worse. That is the most frustrating thing. Finding a hair dresser is more important then finding a job, OBGYN, or in some cases a man. B/c they help you wake up in the morning and feel good about yourself. This morning i do not. AND you know your hair is bad when not one person comments on it. B/c when you have a bad hair cut no one says "oh did you get your hair cut? b/c it sucks." They just say nothing. So far 3 of my co-workers have seen me and none of them have said anything.
I HATE HATING MY HAIR. I WANTED TO LIKE IT SO MUCH. MAYBE TOMORROW I WILL LIKE IT.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Gym Scary

So i got a 3 day free trial for the gym and decided to go use it last night. We all know that a free trial comes with it's trials!! And this one was no different. They start by having some guy (a guy if your a girl a girl if your a guy) walk you around the gym and ask you ten times why you want to join the gym. Then while he is walking me around he is telling me that i don't really look like i need to work out......ok dude if your just trying to make me feel good it's not going to work. I don't give a f*ck what you think. (yeah i used the F word b/c thats what that sentence needed.) Did it ever occur to you that i like working out? that i look the way i look b/c i don't let myself get to the point of no return? Or how about this shut up and just show me the stupid gym b/c we all know thats what your getting paid for. Then we are in the free weight area and he is telling me that most "ladies" don't use this area....... ok. Do you know that i do.....Not only that but if i was a feminist i would have punched you in the nuts for saying such a stupid thing. He either A. never dates "ladies" with their own thoughts, B. Really thinks "ladies" don't like free weights, or C. Was just trying to let out some of the hot air in his head. DUH saying things like "you don't even look like you need to work out" or "usually ladies don't use this area" are NOT going to lead me to join your gym!!
But i left out one of the best parts. The part where he is showing me the cardio machines and telling me what each one does (mind you I've already told him that i have not only been in a gym before but which ones and for how long) so he points to the bikes and tells me "they don't do anything for you, but don't tell those people on them...hahaha." WOW really!! REALLY?! I'm pretty sure they do plenty for people......I'm pretty sure your a moron. No wait it's confirmed your a MORON!!! Oh and I'm pretty sure he thinks swimming does nothing for you either b/c he was acting like the swimming pool they have is so "country club" i.e. just for old heads to soak in. Even though i TOLD him that i love swimming and that was my main reason for choosing that gym!!!
But you see this guy was the nice one. Because after he shows me the gym we go to his desk and we talk about the $. which is what its all really about. And when i express that I'm not looking to join this instant. He goes and gets what i suppose is the deal closing guy. BUT let me tell you thank God i don't own a gun or have fists of steal b/c this Jackwipe was two twitches away from me going all crazy white trash crack whore needing a fix on his a$$!!
He sits there and hounds me about how 3 days really isn't enough time to see if you like a gym, to see if your going to commit to a workout, to eat the worlds largest pizza, to have this pole removed from his butt, and to find and fully train a wild zebra!! And i tell him.....your right 3 days really isn't enough BUT it's what you are giving me. I would love to have a week but you only offer 3 days. So he lowers the price by 5$ and tells me i don't have to have all the $ right now i have 60 days to pay the membership fee + the 1st and last months dues. Thats super i say but i still want to try the gym for 3 days. He twitches like his steroids are wearing off and keeps hounding me about how it's all fine and good to want to go to the gym but unless you join right now today you wont commit. NOW tell me am i crazy here or does it make sense that if i can't make it to a gym for 3 days in a row i should not join......But no he keeps trying to get me to not use the 3 free days and to join now.......Finally after 10 pounds of sweat (b/c that gym is hot and i was in work clothes which involve layers b/c work is cold) he gets it through is very thick skulled very tiny tiny tiny over steroid exposed brain that i am NOT going to give him any money today. NO MONEY FOR YOU ROID MAN!!
Finally after all that i use the ghetto treadmill and the very ghetto elliptical machine for some time. I sit on the ghetto equipment and think how the 1st guy told me they are opening a new gym every 9 days thats how fast they are growing. and how soon they will have new treadmills....and i think if your getting new ones does that mean these ghetto ones are going to one of the "new" gyms you open every 9 days? And is it really a good sign when 5 of your treadmills are "out or order" especially when you boost about how many cardio machines you have......um have you subtracted the amount of broken ones for that number?
So really 3 days is enough b/c if in 3 days you still have ghetto equipment i'm thinking i can join one of the other gyms in the area. (since there are 3 others....even more then that but 3 i am willing to join.)

IRTC: I was not trying to make you jealous....i was saying how Mom and I end up on the Spanish channel when your not around. And you don't have her all to yourself all night.....i'll be over for a little while so HA double HA!! hahahahaaa And Charles is right we are hilarious! :o)
No i don't believe you told me about the Cosi yummy fire'ness! But thats ok i forgive! and someday i will try the crepes!

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Keep it comming

My mom is too funny! I love her forever and ever and ever and ever....the end.

Just kidding! :O) She made a really yummy chicken cheese broccoli thing that apparently my aunt made and my mom loved it. But she kept saying that she wouldn't make it good enough and that it would fail. But it was yummy!! She didn't have the curry powder my aunt puts in so my mom decided that it was not good enough b/c of that! But no matter how much i told her that it was good she still had to ask me at the end of the meal. "would you eat this again?" yet again i had to tell her "YES." (she makes much yummier food now that she stopped making liver and brussel sprouts!! hahahaa)

Ha oh i almost forgot. She had something in her shoe.....and i was about to say it was a rock. Well it was a rock alright.....it was a shiny pretty purple stone that she uses to make pretty jewelry! Hahaha the jewelry queen had a piece of jewelry in her shoe! it was really funny! I almost made her spit her tea on me b/c i was returning from the kitchen and i decided to do a jig. We have so much fun!! Of course it would be even more fun with my sis. But she did call in. we listened to her message.....and mom said "I don't have a favorite." and i said yes you do! hahahaaa

And i revealed my secret ability to fix watch bands and take links out. Guess i can open a stand at the mall now. i only lost a little blood....sure hope the dang watch fits now. AND my mom got me a really pretty hoody (for $3) (also i suspect my sister had a hand in it....not sure). Oh and I'll be going to the just a dollar so put your orders in today sister o' mine. And i made her smell my armpits to see if my new deodorant is working.....she said it was.

We almost ended up watching Spanish TV yet again! We tend to watch it and decided what they are saying not at all based on our knowledge of the Spanish language, but rather based on a few things: their facial expressions, their body language, and out mood. It can be entertaining....see what happens when my sister is not around.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Weekend

So this weekend we sort of hi-jacked my one friend and took out for a late birthday celebration! It started at the star wars exhibit and ended in china town.......OK to make this long I'll tell the whole weekend.


We tricked my friend into thinking she was just going to the willow grove mall to shop with us for the day. But once she got to the mall I told her that they have to go with me somewhere 1st before we go to the mall. So she gets in the car and I start driving her to philly. She catches on to us being in philly quick (who wouldn't) but still has no idea where we are headed. So as we are trying to find parking she gets the notion that we are going to the star wars exhibit (she sees the signs....dang it). She loved the exhibit, i loved it the 1st time i went to it and the 2nd time which would be the time just this weekend it was only enjoyable b/c i was taking my friend. Other wise it was way to crowded with awful children and scary people! RUDE scary people and children!! which in case you could not have already guessed made my eggs go rotten.

After Star Wars we went to lunch in China town. Due to my sisters fabulous recommendation we had a really awesome lunch!! Even if it was cash only and we just had enough money! hahahaa But we also got really good parking which never happens to me i always end up paying the most money for the least amount of time!! So after lunch we hunted down LUSH!! Once found we were so happy it was all worth it. And by "it all" i mean the walking and the POURING RAIN!!!!!

We all bought some REALLY yummy smelling stuff! Most importantly i bought a powder deodorant! Which i LOVE.....at least for now....until it stops working.....

Then we went Cosi. Which i didn't think would be that great BUT it is they have smore's that they give you a fire to make your smore's with! Awesome i love FIRE!!! (which is funny b/c when i was younger i would stand 10 feet away from the fire and wonder why my marshmallow never got gooey and yummy.) So then we went on a hunt for fortune cookies. And let me tell you if they had teeth they would have bitten me!! Then we headed home! Oh and really really great part is my friend who was the birthday girl was talking about how she needed to buy a new bigger purse and that was the gift i bought her but she had no idea!!! I am that awesome!!

Other highlights from the weekend my lovely Katie made me hand warmers!! Which i am currently wearing at work b/c it's cold! BUT my hands are warmer then they would normally be!! she knitted them!! They rock! (they are RED!!!!) Boys are really frustrating!! On that note Dan got a game where a little girl goes around with a needle and sucks peoples blood from them.....what?! so strange!! I love fake corn dogs!! and Morning star has all this new yummy veggie stuff out!! i was in heaven at the grocery store stocking up!! OH and how could i forget my favorite cranberry juice was on sale!! Not only my favorite but the best cranberry juice in the world!! Like the list of things i missed while i was down south goes like this: Pizza (duh), Pocos, This cranberry juice, Baja Fresh..... and it goes on (this is just a list of food items i missed not everything i missed meaning i didn't miss pizza more then i missed my Mom).

Oh i have a question is it OK to respond to comments in my next post or would it be better to respond to them through another comment? well till i figure that out i will do this.
IRTC: LBS -Mom is awesome and though it may have taken me much too long to figure that out we are the luckiest in the whole world for being graced with her presence!! And i would only change one thing i would have changed the way i acted.

ok i'm sure i'll think of another big post tomorrow b/c i'm hanging out with my mom tonight!

Friday, March 7, 2008

Long post to late?!

So my sis tells me i need to post nice long posts.....not because she loves my eloquent writing skills.....no because she is so bored at work! hahahaa
Well to tell you sister of mine yes i liked when Jeff won as well and yes that awful Asian chick is the one that won in between!!
So this girl that i work with is Mexican and she still lives with her family. she is such a sweet heart and has been seeing this guy but her family disapproves so she has to see him on the side when no ones looking. It got me thinking that if i ever had to do something like that i would not. I wouldn't be able to i would just be like this is who i am dating and o'well! It also makes me even more thankful for the mother that i have! she is awesome and i never had to hide things from her. And when people hear that i didn't grow up with a father they go into "ooh how sad" mode and there is no need for that. i never thought how great so and so's dad is. In fact most dads i meet growing up made me all the more thankful i didn't have one!! Not saying that dads are bad just that they are not always all that great. You could go into that if i had grown up with the bastard. You should be green with envy in real life b/c my mom is so awesome!
They say we didn't grow up with lots of money but i never felt like that. I never felt like oh i want what that kid has. i felt like we had everything and more!! I felt like one of the luckiest people in the world b/c my mom loved me for me and she did everything she could and more for my sister and i. so don't ever feel sorry for me! Feel sorry for the poor girl i work with that just wants to date!

Thursday, March 6, 2008

YES YES

All i will say is the right person won for ONCE!!! (only cause i don't know if you have seen it yet littlebig sis)
 

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