My name is Topaz and I like hearing my self type.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

No i'm not done blogging

Since my 30 days of blogging are over it does not mean i am going to stop blogging for an eternity again (at least i hope) so fret not... (because i know everyone was very worried...).  In fact i have a super fun theme for the month of May that i'm super excited about!  But you'll have to wait for May ( i keep trying to rush it even though it means running the board street...)! 

I am trying to plan a new workout routine now that hot yoga, burpees, and shred are done.  Also it's sort of getting nicer outside (kinda) so i want to try and make some type of something that i do.  Doing the hot yoga challenge proved that you can fit things into a schedule if you want to. If i can take almost 2 hours or more a day to get to yoga do a class and drive home i should be able to devote at least an hour doing something that doesn't require driving... Right? Right!

I'll keep you posted if i figure out what i want to do. I saw this site for 100 days and you commit to do something for 100 days... i don't know what i would commit myself to for that... 30 days is one thing... 100... i don't know.

I am still super in love with my haircut so if you live around Collegeville PA GO TO MINT!!  I saw the other hairdressers cutting really cute hair cuts as well so i feel like there is a great bunch of hairdresser ladies not just Kelly the owner!  I seriously always leave Mint happy! (Also she is looking for more hairdressers if your interested go to the site i linked and get on that!)

I am getting more and more excited about San Diego!  Anytime i talk to anyone about San Diego they go "oh it's so beautiful there..."  I can't wait to see what it's all about. Also food of course. All the food!  i need to lose 15 lbs before going so i can stand to gain 10 of it back just eating. LOL  ok maybe not but i am excited for food, which i know i say lots.

And that my friends is what i have for you today!

Saturday, April 19, 2014

30, 30, 30, 30

All the 30 things have been accomplished! It was like having a part time job, now I have to be productive with my new found time!

Here is a photo of my wonderful yoga/derby friend and I celebrating our 30 accomplishment.

Here is the scary ass head of the bunny I was in today... it was like my own walking hot yoga studio.

30 days!


Friday, April 18, 2014

Haircut!

I was so excited all day for my haircut! And Kelly (owner & hairdresser) did not disappoint me one bit! She owns & operates Mint Hair Studio in Collegeville PA.

I brought in a photo and left the rest in her amazing hands!

Here are some poor photos of it cause im bad at selfies.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Burrito

So my mom has a few rules when it comes to burritos. I'm not sure if it is because she lived in new Mexico or was around Mexicans... or just because but she gets real fired up about burrito situations.

Recently I was at her place and she had gotten taco smelly, I mean belly, I mean helly, ooo no I mean bell and she got a bean and cheese burrito (the devils way (with extra onions)). She opens it up and gets all sorts of bothered, "look at this thing ! Its folded the wrong way (I take a pic (below)), why did they start doing this, it didnt use to be tucked at both ends! A burrito is not supposed to be that way!"

I explained to her that its the way 90% of places do it so i guess they joined the masses because she is right they use to leave one end open. When I use to eat taco helly damn I mean bell the bean burrito was basically the only thing I ate for the last years and it was open at one end. I remember specifically trying to evenly dispurse the beans before taking my 1st bit of the open end. Strange.

Also she HATES spanish rice, with a never ending passion. Which also means she HATES when its in a burrito. Like can't believe they have the audacity to put rice in a burrito (I will take rice in mine... yum). Also never get her a bean and chesee buritto with red sauce she might spit on you. Now you know how to get my mom food at taco bell (yay I typed it right).

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Left out

I can't believe I left out an obsession! I left out fresh made guacamole.  I am seriously addicted.  I make it mostly now but get super stoked when its available at places.

For my own I use 2 avocados,  1/2 to 1 lime, a small tomato, 1/2 a jalapeƱo,  1/2 a long hot green pepper,  & cilantro. I use 2 large spoons to mush & chop the avocados when there just ripe its super easy. Then add all the other ingredients that I have chopped to small pieces.  And then squeeze the lime juice. I love lime on guacamole,  some times as im eating the guac on a chip ill squeeze more lime on it because honey face doesn't enjoy as much lime as me.

Also I bought a window cilantro plant so I could have it whenever I want all fresh and yummy! So far the plant is doing well.  Maybe ill add a photo later... I think I need some guac...

And here is the cilantro plant.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Obsessions 2014

So today i'll talk about some things i'm obsessed with right now...

House of Jerky Black Pepper Turkey Jerky i forgot how much i use to enjoy jerky things... when i use to eat beef i think it's been almost 18 years (holy crap) i loved jerky!  Thank you house of jerky for perfecting the turkey jerky!  I tried another brand at the store that was free of msg and some other terrible additives and it was awful House of Jerky has it so right!  I need to either order some or go to the store at Jim Thorpe and get more.

GoPicnic these are like easy meals for situations where you don't have time or just don't feel like planning. They have lots of different ones for all sorts of diets.  I like the Turkey stick & Crunch which is funny because the turkey stick is like the turkey version of a slim jim and i also loved slim jims when i use to eat beef but totally forgot how much i enjoyed them. They have a peanut butter one that is also very yummy!  These are good for the times i go from yoga to practice and need food but don't have time to get other food. Also Target ofen has them for 3.5$ each which is like only paying 3.5$ for a meal. (also their is a sudoku puzzle inside for entertainment and using your dusty brain.)

BuzzFeed - obsessed. Yes. It shows me wonderful things, funny things, terrible things, awful things, amazingly terrifying things... and i love it!  Also it's a time suck... so be cautious.


one final item...
Flourless Chewy Chocolate Cookie from Starbucks - When it's warm it's heaven!  HEAVEN people. it is so good!  They changed a lot of their food menu and most of it not for the better BUT i do love this new flourless chewy chocolate cookie i think it's one of the lower calorie items so that's an added bonus. But seriously if your going to Star-take-me-bucks most likely you aren't caring so much about calories...

These are just a few of the things i'm obsessed with so far in 2014.

Monday, April 14, 2014

Reading Comprehension

So i had to take this reading comprehension test at my local community college and it was so subjective and sort of made me feel like my tiny brain was rattling around in my stupid head. It was 20 questions well you judge if these are "questions."

So what you do is read the sentences or passage and decide which is the best answer...here is my version of it.


1. Monkeys like bananas.
    Monkeys like grooming each other.
A. Sentence two contradicts sentence one.
B. Sentence two makes sentence one look like a joke.
C. Sentence one and sentence two don’t matter to your life.
D. Sentence one and two should get married

2. There was a child starving when I went on my vacation to Peru. This makes me wonder if all of Peru has starving children. Should Peru be provided more food so no child goes hungry? Why is Peru called Peru, I thought to myself.
A. The statement “Why is Peru called Peru, I thought to myself.” shows real integrity
B. The statement “Should Peru be provided more food” makes a strong political statement
C. Peru is terrible as displayed in the passage above
D. Vacations aren't worth the time

3. Southwest America is just like the old western movies
    Southwest America is hotter than it seems like it should be.

A. Sentence one is reinforced by sentence two
B. Sentence two is a bully to sentence one
C. Sentence three never had a chance
D. Small animals have fur

4. Airplanes aren't worth the cost and time. You could get somewhere just as fast if you have Scotty beam you there. When my friends and I think about flying we wish on a star. Jets make funny noises when birds get stuck in their engines. Airplanes have wings.
A. The passage above helps you understand aerodynamics
B. Your IQ just went down 3 points reading this
C. If Scotty beams you up airplanes will get birds caught in their engines
D. Birds and Airplanes are best friends forever

5. An elephant and a mouse are great friends.
    The elephant worries about stepping on the mouse.

A. Elephants are clumsy
B. Sentence two supports sentence three
C. What sentence one wants you to feel is euphoria
D. The government is watching

I got a 106 out of 120 which i don't really understand what is the scoring system? I guess these people didn't have to take the math comprehension test.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

9 years looks like

This is what 9 years looks like...


It's our old anniversary day tomorrow. So I thought I would celebrate with a blog post!  We've been married for 3 of these 9... so here is to many more. 

Saturday, April 12, 2014

Define "lazy Saturday"

For my "lazy Saturday" I woke up at 6:40 am did my shred & burpees outside in the parking lot, went to an hour hot yoga class, came home changed and stood in the sun for about 2 hours for derby, came back home showered, made guacamole,  left headed to my moms but stopped at the produce nazis 1st (for her im such a good gal. Lol), got to her house husseled her out to a few stores where we turned into slow raptors, went back to her place, I headed home, got all my stuff ready for tomorrow and now at 10:49pm I'm ready for sleep time.

So that was me having an easy day... tomorrow is all my 30 day things plus 2- 2 hour derby practices... yep just another easy breezey day.

I got this... I think.

Friday, April 11, 2014

Apparently Sibling day was a thing...

So i present lots of sibling photos for you!  With a few notes... if I have any style in photos from when we were younger it would be thanks to my mom who would dress us up and make us so cute. If i had any style in older years that would be thanks to my sis who was my hair dresser for many years and also as you read the other day would do my derby make-up.  I not only have the best mom in the world i have the best sister in the world! Yay for siblings (once you get past having to share everything... though if anyone had the short end of the sibling stick it might have been my sis... i was a giant brat.)






Thursday, April 10, 2014

level 3

All the jumping happens in level 3 of the shred. Or the term plyometrics. Which as you might guess I have been doing outside. Trying to spare my neighbor.  The rest of the neighborhood however is on their own.  They get to watch all my parts jiggle as I jump & do my burpees... 23 today... super fun.

Day 21 of yoga went well, I did this new move on the internets it calls it a shoulder pressing pose... the teacher called it something else I can't remember.  If your lucky ill take a poor photo of me doing it for you! I thought it was pretty cool.

And that is all I got. Until tomorrow!

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Natural Organic...

What does it really mean and is it real?  I feel like most likely it's not. Since i'm over hearing things such as "well the one ingredient isn't considered natural or organic but it can still qualify in your area as natural and organic right?  Yes that's what i thought..."  Ok... i guess i always knew it was mostly a lie and a way to get you to spend all the monies. I've also heard things like "Well the only difference between our organic and our normal is we have a guy standing in the factory verifying it's "organic."" Which i can only guess is a government worker who is paid to say things are organic.

Then you go into GMO and non-GMO and everything starts getting scary and sad and all i can think all the time is... what am i?

I think i'm natural and organic and non-GMO but am i? are you?

Yep this post is nice and hippie dippy for today. You'll forgive me i'm on day 20!!!

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Some of my Derby Faces

Here are some of my Derby Faces.

It all started with this one Valentine game (my 2nd Derby game ever) and my now BDFE (Best Derby Friend Ever) Lucky was the captain and was all "lets put hearts on one eye and black around the other!!"  And people were like "lame" but i was like "ok i guess... to make you happy..."  SO in the one photo with my friend who came to my game you can see kinda the left over of the heart and black... Then i let my sister loose on my face for the next few games b/c my sister had been basically waiting my entire life for me to say "hey can you put pink make-up on me?"  So she did great make-up on me but then Derby games moved and so i had to learn to do my own make-up... and now it's like a thing... it's fun and the only time i wear make-up.

(lots of photo credit here http://www.tacophoto.com/, https://www.facebook.com/JohnnyGeePhotography , www.DavidACarterPhotography.com, https://www.facebook.com/RichardKimbroughPhotography, my sis, her husband, Lucky, My aunt, and i know there is someone else that i am forgetting and i feel like a jerk... so there is that!!! Also if your a photographer that i linked on here and i should give you better credit or you want me to remove the photo please let me know i don't want to break rules or anything b/c i 100% appreciate all photographers do for us derby people, you are amazing!! ) 

 (the upper left is a photo by KaPOWski a team mate of mine, below it photo by my sisters husband, upper right photo by not certain it was taken at Derby Garden, The right middle photo by  https://www.facebook.com/RichardKimbroughPhotography in LA and the lower right my husband took photo)
 Upper left photo by https://www.facebook.com/JohnnyGeePhotography, Lower left corner photo by www.DavidACarterPhotography.com, upper right photo by my Aunt, Middle in lower section photo by here http://www.tacophoto.com/, lower right photo by my friends mom)
Upper Left photo by my sisters husband, lower left photo by not sure, and to the right photo by Lucky)

Monday, April 7, 2014

Rain burpees

So I did my burpees in the rain outside today after yoga.  Im trying to not make too much noise for my neighbor. It was wet. But I got it done.

Akso im trying to avoid eating the giant I mean GIANT candy bars I have to sell fir derby. They're huge and will give me huge painful zits. So I must avoid them at all cost. But still try to sell them... goid luck to me.

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Sore...

I'm quite sore today so I did yoga, team practice 2 hours, shred, burpees, & 2 hours practice.  Then I rewarded myself with ice cream.

What other boring things can I blog about... I don't know. It's Sunday and I soooo don't want to work tomorrow!

Saturday, April 5, 2014

This bowl of Crow

So I've been eating a bowl of crow for most of today.  My neighbor needs a kidney and may possibly die, leaving her poor young daughter motherless.  For f's sake I felt so bad when my other neighbor told me about it!  I feel so bad for all parties involved but especially that young girl, this is not something your supposed to deal with at this age, young girls need thier mothers.

So if you could dear sweet readers, pray, beg, borrow, send good vibes, or do what ever it is you believe will help my neighbor get a kidney. She's officially on the list. She didn't want people really knowing her business.  But im sure any good thoughts going her way can't hurt.

Ill just go now & finish my bowl of crow.

Friday, April 4, 2014

the Magical Yarn post

So here is a post of some yarn things i have made... i can't find photos of somethings that i'm 95% certain i took photos of... so either A. i ate the photos, B. the husbeast deleted them or C. The universe hates me. I'm missing the photo of this super cute lion baby hate i made and i KNOW i took photos of it... and i'm missing photos of some things i made at Christmas for people cause there was a ton of that happening... BUT here is what i do have photos of.  enjoy, on this the half way day!



 I made the hand warmers for my teammate (the pink with the black hearts). My sis made the yarn stuffs i am wearing in this photo.






 This was a gag veil for my sis-in-laws wedding shower along with the gag guarder
down below



Thursday, April 3, 2014

Neighbor Gate Update

She wasn't home yesterday when i worked out and possibly is back in the hospital since it appears her mother was the only person with a car to appear thoughout the night and this AM when i left for work... So i was able to work out just fine yesterday!  Tonight... who knows BUT i'm gonna do it anyhow and if she complains again i'll ask her what she would like me to do. and of course not listen to her.

i don't really understand what she expects me to do. Should i put pillows on my feet to walk around my apartment?  She did choose to live in a bottom unit... also it's an apartment so certain noises are to be expected in the day... i can understand past a point at night... i just really am still annoyed by all this if you can't tell.. whatever.

Moving on, tonight is day 14 of hot yoga... which means tomorrow is the half way point!  Which my teammate who does the hotness with me and i are going to celebration dinner after our half way class tomorrow!  I'm stupid excited about it!  We will be halfway there!!  and stuffing our faces... all good things! 

Now if i could just fast forward to the eating part tomorrow... that would be great! 


Wednesday, April 2, 2014

One word - Annoying

So last night around 8:20pm ish i was in the middle of my 30 day shred and the doorbell rings... i'm like who could that be at 8:20ish at night... well my downstairs neighbor.  She is in her PJs and a robe and she says "I just got out the hospital and all the banging around isn't helping me."  Me "Oh, ok...."  Her "thanks."  Me "Um..."

So i proceed to be SUPER ANNOYED.  I finish the parts of my workout that would be considered "Banging around" outside in the dark (that was fun) and do the not "banging around" parts inside... while being super pissed.

Here is my thinking (and maybe i'm wrong):
1. It was well before 10pm i feel like 10pm during the weeknights is a good cut off point for loud noises like music or vacuuming. Midnight on the weekend unless you've warned people that your having a party.  Technically our township has no noise ordnance meaning there is no cut off point for being a loud jackass. But i just find before 10pm during the week is curtious and Midnight on the weekend.

2. My workout total is 30 minutes of that 30 minutes i would say 7 minutes of it is me "banging around."  AND those 7 minutes are not consecutive. So i'm not "banging around" for 7 minutes straight BUT even if i was.... it's 7 minutes. not 7 hours, not 7 days... 7 mother f'n minutes. She has a teenaged daughter.... i bet that kid is more of noise nuisance on a regular basis then i am for 7 nonconsecutive minutes.

3. I pay rent.

4. I unlike you realize that living on the bottom is terrible so i went out of my way to only look at top floor apartments. Also i realize living in an apartment comes with noise issues. It's the apartment life.

5. You my dear downstairs neighbor have been more loud and annoying at times then i have.  One time you had a party on a friday night on your back patio with loud drunk people until 2am ish, it was a nice night we could have opened our window if we wanted the noise to be even worse but no you kept us awake and we didn't complain. Your lovely little daughter likes to play loud music we don't complain, when you slam your front door it shakes our apartment, we don't complain.  Your friend TOOK our driveway parking spot one day we didn't complain.

What are your thoughts my reader (s)?

So now it's like am i never aloud to workout in my own apartment?  Like today when i get out of work it will be like 1:45pm am i not allowed to workout?  Should i knock on her door and ask for her permission? I pay rent on time every month.... so i need to afraid of what i do?

Also i'm not dead inside i get the just getting out of the hospital aspect of things, but what does that mean? you need to peace and quiet 24 / 7 for how many days? Also seriously how fee-sable is "peace and quiet" in an apartment?

I'm annoyed BUT i'll still get my 30 in 30 don't you worry. but SO ANNOYING.

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

The long awaited Ginger post

Ok so i'm the only one who was waiting for me to write this post. It's about one of my favorite things to obsess about! GINGER!  Not Ginger people but Ginger the root!  It all started last year when i saw it at the Fresh Market grocery store where you can find "natural" expensive things (LOL) ....it's Ginger beer... it's like Root beer but Ginger instead... OK. So i tried it and fell in love. I loved root beer already and ginger just took it to the next level. I mostly hate soda because i'm not a huge fan of all the sugar or the bubbles. BUT i love GINGER BEER!!  LOVE IT.  Also when we went on vacation in California the bars actually had it AND the people we stayed with, the wife had it on her list on this black board... now i'm uncertain if she had it on there to try making it or to just try it but it made me excited to see it.  But she wasn't exactly the type of person who seemed open to conversations about her black board list...

So now i will show you a list of the ones i remember trying so far and what i thought about them...
My number 1 Favorite is
Bundaberg - It's so good. Honey says i think that b/c it's the 1st one i tried... maybe he's right or maybe it's because it's made in Australia... whatever i love it. (We get it at Fresh Market, it's expensive) here is a photo:

Fever Tree would be my next favorite... Honey bought me this as a gift and it was the best gift ever, even if we left one in the freezer and it exploded (this happens more than i'd like to admit... we forget things).  He got it at Wegmans i think and i think it wasn't too badly priced but i don't really know. here is a photo:
 Cock 'n Bull is my 3rd favorite and the one i had in California that i haven't had since, because i can't find it around me.  It's super good even though the name is scary. here is a photo:
 Gosling's is my favorite cheap Ginger Beer. I get it at Giant and it hits the spot when i don't want to spend a bunch of money. here is a photo:
 Fentimans was pretty good, though it got flat super fast and i don't know if that was because i put it in the fridge a head of time or why... but the flavors were good just real flat. Got this one at Wegman's as well. here is a photo:
 Regatta was decent but most likely i wouldn't get it again, i think i got it at the beer distributor because it was on sale. it's a little too sweet for my liking not enough Ginger. here is a photo:

Finally Reeds, way too sweet for me. It's not terrible but it's just too sweet. I've seen this one popping up in a bunch of places but we bought it at whole foods. here is a photo:

I also LOVE this spicy chia latte they made in CO with ginger and black pepper, more people need to make it happen around here!  It was so good.  And there are various ginger chew candies that i like.  The Ginger People being one of the brands i like that is pretty readily available. I want to try their ginger beer someday... just need to find it. AND i just saw a local place that is making Ginger beer the ABC brewery... i can't wait to try theirs! (Also have to mention that it makes me burp (not burppee) and that makes my sis very unhappy. saying it before she comments it! LOL)

If i ever attempt to make ginger beer i will let you know ALSO if i ever attempt to make a spicy chia latte i will let you know... Oh and i should add i LOVE juiced ginger root!  It is so good spicy and good, it's especially good to add to other juiced things.

Now you have just gotten your Ginger lesson!  (the straight edge friends drink!) 
 

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