When the last candy passed

So at the bakery we handed candy out to little demon children...i mean little trick or treaters. We had chocolate candy that we passed out which is a big deal b/c one little girl looked at me and said "YOU have CHOCOLATE!!" I said "I know." Another little girl i gave her a piece of candy and she then screams at me "I WANT M&Ms....I WANT M&Ms!!!" I was just like....um.....as her mom drags the little BRAT away. I would not have had a problem giving her M&Ms if she would have asked nicely! For example this little girl wanted a kitkat (after my own heart) i gave her a milkyway or something but she looks at me and says "could i have a kitkat please?" so i gave her a kitkat (no i didn't ask for the milkyway back). She at a young age already realizes the value of being sweet when she wants something. (I didn't learn that till years and years....ask my sister)
We still had candy left at the end of the night and i think it's Yoda's fault. I'll tell you why!! I saw him he walked over to the Christmas mouse BUT did he walk over to me NO!! YODA didn't come by my store, therefore i believe he used the force to make sure not all the kids came by my store leaving me with candy that i don't need my ass is big enough PEOPLE!!! Stupid Yoda! Although he did send the most greedy kid ever to my store little girl dressed like a clown (yeah you heard me a CLOWN as if that alone isn't bad enough), what does the demonic clown child do....she reaches in the bowl and just grabs a handful of candy THEN while I'm giving some to others in her KLAN (and yes there was another clown you know they don't travel alone!!) she grabs more handfuls!! NOT only that but maybe an hour later she COMES back GRABS more handfuls (yes there is an s meaning more then one)!! But at this point i figure i got to get rid of as much candy as i can!! So i say "Dang girl!"
There where two customes (besides Yoda who i didn't REALLY get to see) that i thought were totally neat. These people had their little baby in the stroller as an open oyster/clam and the baby was the pearl!!! HOW CUTE!! Then there was this little redheaded boy who was a penguin! SUPER cute!! Oh and how could i forget the little family of Pirates!!! Three little childrens all pirates with the youngest tiniest one a pink pirate!!
Also i feel i must mention the shy farmer. He had a little tin bucket as his Halloween treat bag. So his dad is like "say trick or treat," he says it. I reach to put the treat in his bucket and he quick pulls his bucket away and hides behind his dads legs! I wanted to GIVE him ALLLLLL the candy that's how freaking cute he was!!!!
Ok so my title is wrong the last candy has not passed yet.....but at the rate I'm eating it.....it will soon!