My name is Topaz and I like hearing my self type.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Home again home again jig jig jig

So. All the Michael family members that reside in my apartment are once again home (that would just be me & honey head). Boy has it been a crazy time away.

There was the dumb guy at the Philadelphia airport that i handed my boarding pass and DL to. He looked at them both... kept looking at them... looks up and says: "Your name is Michael?"
Me: "My LAST name yes, First name Topaz."
Him: "It says Michael on here (points to boarding pass)."
Me: "It also says Topaz."
Him: "It says Michael on here."
Me: "Ok."
He lets me through to the lovely security lines. I get that my name is a little confusing... BUT if every boarding pass is formatted the same... Last name 1st / first name... WHY WOULD MINE BE DIFFERENT!?!? FURTHER MORE my DL says TOPAZ A MICHAEL. It does NOT SAY MICHAEL A TOPAZ. UGH. Is it really that hard? Don't get me wrong i LOVE my name... i just hate other people. (LOL)

So while in NC there was a viewing, a funeral, sad times, happy sharing memories times, food, food, & more food, going to Asheville, seeing the Biltmore house, seeing Grandfather mountain, going to this place, this place, seeing lots of family, some friends, a few dogs, & THEN the long LONG drive home. BUT we survived and had some fun and will always remember Sally in our hearts. (Plus currently you can see her getting the mail on google maps if you put her home address in... crazy!)

I am still trying to get NTB of Willow Grove to make my car not stained and dirty... well mostly i am trying to get my money back from them b/c i hate them. I am also trying to get Mixbook.com which is a site i usually LOVE using and buying items from to just print my dang wedding album the right FREAKING WAY. 1st they sent me a book with all the photos cut off. SO SAD. so i wrote them sent pics... they had me move photos around and then re-printed and sent me a new book free. COOL. TO BAD new book still has cut off photos... and words (awesome). So i wrote them again... sent pics. The guy wrote me back laced with attitude and saying how usually they can't re-print but this time they will... and he sent me photos of where the photos should be and said how he could look over my edit and tell me if the photos are lined up right.

Well i wrote back TRYING to not be a bitch... but i was a little i think b/c A. WHY isn't this mythical magical RED LINE (he put in the photos to show me) anywhere in the actual editor you have people use to make their books? B. WHY do you show people in editor "here is all the awesome page space you have to place your photos!!!!!!" But really they don't have that space and shit is going to get cut off b/c your anuses. C. WHY THE FREAK didn't asshole #1 LOOK at my book to make sure the photos were lined up the 1st time i complained? Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and FINALLY D. OF COURSE YOU ARE GOING TO RE-PRINT IT UNTIL IT IS RIGHT FUCK YOU. (excuse my language!) BUT i was not that mean to him in my e-mail back. I did not cuss or anything like that (i cuss here... where it's sort of ok). But i did give a little tude back b/c it's just very disappointing. I usually LOVE the items i get from them and have never had this problem before. Annoying and sad.

Do i have anything happy fun yummy rainbow time to say (gee!) well yeah. My honey head is home. That is really happy fun yummy rainbow time! While he was away... he was staying at his Grandmother's / Bill's house (bill is his grandma's husband but NOT his grandfather but he might as well be...) so he was staying there. I arrive there on Tuesday... and in the room honey head was sleeping in I notice a photo of me... that he brought with him from home. Cute. It made me smile lots b/c he is just so cute. (you may now go puke.)

He did like the cleaner apartment but he says now i have to keep it that way. Dang! I am finally FINALLY returning to derby practice tonight! The long awaited return of me... LOL sure whatever. AND i have decided i am going to run everyday for 30 days in a row before my 30th birthday. (that would start tomorrow the running.) Not everyday is going to be hardcore or long BUT i will run at least 2 miles everyday for 30 days. I need to challenge myself somehow b/c my motivation is no where to be found. I even bought a shuffle to be like RUN! so now i must put that shuffle where my mouth is! LOL well i think you know what i mean.

and now i am done polluting your mind with drivel. Have a wonderful & wild Wednesday.

2 comments:

Katapaluza said...

Good luck with getting your mojo back! Running..I hate running, but your derby so you probably like it! XD I wish your family the best, and I'm sure your husbands grandma is in a better place. It really is always sad when they go. That is adorable that your husband brought your picture with him. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (now you can go puke haha) I have a bit of a different problem with my last name. Noone can pronounce it, even though it is exactly as it is spelled. There is something about w's and z's in a name that throught people off. And say screw you, to the book printer once he gets it right!

Thoughtsofinspiration said...

Thank you on all counts! :O) Oh i know all about that too my old last name was Juarez (pronounced War-ez) NEVER pronounced right. So i feel your pain! Yeah i am waiting my new book i hope it doesn't stink! LOL

 

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