Is it sad that i know what day of the week it is based on what shows come on? I work everyday so i can't keep track of the days that way! So is it really sad? Especially since most of the tv i watch is utter CRAP!! Americas Next Top skinny bitch Model, Project Running aWay with fabric hot mess, The shitty Shot, Kitchen really is a Nightmares..... just to name a few!! I think i like to watch them b/c i love seeing people act like idiots on tv. I mean they know they are on tv so why are they doing this stuff? For instance on Kitchen Nightmares....this chef drops a chicken wing on the nasty kitchen floor....picks it right up and throws it in the fryer!!! OK MAYBE you do that all the time BUT your in front of a camera how about you pretend like you don't do that all the time? b/c lord knows i would NEVER eat at your restaurant!! EWWWW!!!
I could tell you my ultimate shame shows but then you may never look at me the same.
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Frick on a brick
What a mad house work was today and i hear it will only become more insane on black Friday!! I think we have decided to camp out at Best Buy on Black Friday.....Laptop anyone!?! We are going to wear our snowboarding pants to keep warm! Good thing we live in the South were it's not as cold as the North! Here are two Poems written today amongst the crap of the day.....
Am i doomed to love you forever
Never being able to let go
Show stops here
Near my end with thoughts of you
Knew you'd be hard to forget from the start
Part ways so easily it was done
One more moment I would trade it all.
(Its about a good book series that ends too soon)
In
A vault locked tight
Can't sneak in at night
Too much left unknown
How much more could i have shown
You play an unfair game
I carry on all the same
It's pushy when I want more
Acceptable when your not sure
My emotions now locked tight
You can't sneak in at night.
Am i doomed to love you forever
Never being able to let go
Show stops here
Near my end with thoughts of you
Knew you'd be hard to forget from the start
Part ways so easily it was done
One more moment I would trade it all.
(Its about a good book series that ends too soon)
In
A vault locked tight
Can't sneak in at night
Too much left unknown
How much more could i have shown
You play an unfair game
I carry on all the same
It's pushy when I want more
Acceptable when your not sure
My emotions now locked tight
You can't sneak in at night.
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Things that baffle
So this ad for the "Tattoo Removal Dr." happened to pass my way today. One of their selling points is that they can remove just part of the tattoo and no lie it said "Got a new gal? Need to remove a name of a past gal?" OMG really?! Come on while its a funny ad its sad. Things like that are what make the world a little more pathetic!
Tell me do i give off a certain signal that tells men (OK creepy men) that my boyfriend is out of town? B/c Dan went to GA for a night and day starting today and some how every creepy guy in a 20mile radius was talking to me, hitting on me, and even this guy promoting a crappy night club comes into the store to advertise a toga party they are having.....that has NEVER happened before so why on the night that Dan is out of town? Its aggravating!
More to the point i hate men in general hitting on me. Even if i didn't have a boyfriend i would hate it. I'm at the store buying socks and they have to whistle at me or say something stupid as i walk by. They follow me around the store. Really if i was single and you were doing that believe me i would not be like "oh that guy following me around Target let me go out with HIM." NO! When i go into a store i make a point to not make eye contact with anyone to go to the check out lane with the female and in general to be left the hell alone! So please get the hint you can not pick me up that easy.....NO!!
Why is it that the store can be empty for 2 HOURS but the second i order lunch the slowest dumbest jack crackers have to come in my store!! making my meal end up cold and congealed!! THANKS!
Finally, I'll leave you with this to think about. If you suck at your job at the very least can't you show up on time? Just a question.
Tell me do i give off a certain signal that tells men (OK creepy men) that my boyfriend is out of town? B/c Dan went to GA for a night and day starting today and some how every creepy guy in a 20mile radius was talking to me, hitting on me, and even this guy promoting a crappy night club comes into the store to advertise a toga party they are having.....that has NEVER happened before so why on the night that Dan is out of town? Its aggravating!
More to the point i hate men in general hitting on me. Even if i didn't have a boyfriend i would hate it. I'm at the store buying socks and they have to whistle at me or say something stupid as i walk by. They follow me around the store. Really if i was single and you were doing that believe me i would not be like "oh that guy following me around Target let me go out with HIM." NO! When i go into a store i make a point to not make eye contact with anyone to go to the check out lane with the female and in general to be left the hell alone! So please get the hint you can not pick me up that easy.....NO!!
Why is it that the store can be empty for 2 HOURS but the second i order lunch the slowest dumbest jack crackers have to come in my store!! making my meal end up cold and congealed!! THANKS!
Finally, I'll leave you with this to think about. If you suck at your job at the very least can't you show up on time? Just a question.
Friday, November 2, 2007
They be drying up
My reproductive organs just shriveled a little more today. This family is in the store, buys a bag of treats. The little girl wants to "hold just the bag of treats." Meanwhile i have put the treats in a bag....cause that's what you do....you bag things people buy. So her Nana hands her the "bag" oh but she doesn't take it. NO she starts SCREAMING "I WANT JUST THE BAG, I WANT JUST THE BAG!!!!" then is crying at the top of her lungs!! Say good bye to me ever having little children/demons!! So Nana says under her breath "someone needs a nap." More like someone needs to get the hell out of my store!!!
Thursday, November 1, 2007
When the last candy passed
So at the bakery we handed candy out to little demon children...i mean little trick or treaters. We had chocolate candy that we passed out which is a big deal b/c one little girl looked at me and said "YOU have CHOCOLATE!!" I said "I know." Another little girl i gave her a piece of candy and she then screams at me "I WANT M&Ms....I WANT M&Ms!!!" I was just like....um.....as her mom drags the little BRAT away. I would not have had a problem giving her M&Ms if she would have asked nicely! For example this little girl wanted a kitkat (after my own heart) i gave her a milkyway or something but she looks at me and says "could i have a kitkat please?" so i gave her a kitkat (no i didn't ask for the milkyway back). She at a young age already realizes the value of being sweet when she wants something. (I didn't learn that till years and years....ask my sister)
We still had candy left at the end of the night and i think it's Yoda's fault. I'll tell you why!! I saw him he walked over to the Christmas mouse BUT did he walk over to me NO!! YODA didn't come by my store, therefore i believe he used the force to make sure not all the kids came by my store leaving me with candy that i don't need my ass is big enough PEOPLE!!! Stupid Yoda! Although he did send the most greedy kid ever to my store little girl dressed like a clown (yeah you heard me a CLOWN as if that alone isn't bad enough), what does the demonic clown child do....she reaches in the bowl and just grabs a handful of candy THEN while I'm giving some to others in her KLAN (and yes there was another clown you know they don't travel alone!!) she grabs more handfuls!! NOT only that but maybe an hour later she COMES back GRABS more handfuls (yes there is an s meaning more then one)!! But at this point i figure i got to get rid of as much candy as i can!! So i say "Dang girl!"
There where two customes (besides Yoda who i didn't REALLY get to see) that i thought were totally neat. These people had their little baby in the stroller as an open oyster/clam and the baby was the pearl!!! HOW CUTE!! Then there was this little redheaded boy who was a penguin! SUPER cute!! Oh and how could i forget the little family of Pirates!!! Three little childrens all pirates with the youngest tiniest one a pink pirate!!
Also i feel i must mention the shy farmer. He had a little tin bucket as his Halloween treat bag. So his dad is like "say trick or treat," he says it. I reach to put the treat in his bucket and he quick pulls his bucket away and hides behind his dads legs! I wanted to GIVE him ALLLLLL the candy that's how freaking cute he was!!!!
Ok so my title is wrong the last candy has not passed yet.....but at the rate I'm eating it.....it will soon!
We still had candy left at the end of the night and i think it's Yoda's fault. I'll tell you why!! I saw him he walked over to the Christmas mouse BUT did he walk over to me NO!! YODA didn't come by my store, therefore i believe he used the force to make sure not all the kids came by my store leaving me with candy that i don't need my ass is big enough PEOPLE!!! Stupid Yoda! Although he did send the most greedy kid ever to my store little girl dressed like a clown (yeah you heard me a CLOWN as if that alone isn't bad enough), what does the demonic clown child do....she reaches in the bowl and just grabs a handful of candy THEN while I'm giving some to others in her KLAN (and yes there was another clown you know they don't travel alone!!) she grabs more handfuls!! NOT only that but maybe an hour later she COMES back GRABS more handfuls (yes there is an s meaning more then one)!! But at this point i figure i got to get rid of as much candy as i can!! So i say "Dang girl!"
There where two customes (besides Yoda who i didn't REALLY get to see) that i thought were totally neat. These people had their little baby in the stroller as an open oyster/clam and the baby was the pearl!!! HOW CUTE!! Then there was this little redheaded boy who was a penguin! SUPER cute!! Oh and how could i forget the little family of Pirates!!! Three little childrens all pirates with the youngest tiniest one a pink pirate!!
Also i feel i must mention the shy farmer. He had a little tin bucket as his Halloween treat bag. So his dad is like "say trick or treat," he says it. I reach to put the treat in his bucket and he quick pulls his bucket away and hides behind his dads legs! I wanted to GIVE him ALLLLLL the candy that's how freaking cute he was!!!!
Ok so my title is wrong the last candy has not passed yet.....but at the rate I'm eating it.....it will soon!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
