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Friday, March 25, 2011

I might explode...

So Saturday we have our first open to the public bank track game ish... it's not an official GAME. but it's enough Game to make me a ball of nerves! Eppppp. I don't know what position i'll be playing and i think both teams are pretty well matched so it's any ones game. I am ready to explode from all the nerves.

It will be super awesome and lots of fun as all things derby usually are. (other then the BS drama people create) I just get so worked up before a game. Thankfully this one is earlier then normal so i wont be withering away all day about it. I didn't win league Tums Junkie for nothing.

In other news... I go back to the dentist Monday to most likely get 1.5 million cavities filled. which = making a nice down payment on a car for the dentist. But i will finally be able to get it over with! Oh i forgot to mention how the dentist asked if i would be getting gas at my next appointment last time. And i laughed and said "most likely." and she said "But you did so well this time." HELLO did you miss the part where i got the gas and that's how i "did so well?" LOL poor naive dentist... i don't think you want bleedy bloody nubs where your fingers use to be b/c you didn't give me gas and i bit down on your hands. Just saying.

Work is you know... work. Honey head is cute as usual. And everyone else is just as crazy as me if not more so... so all in all things are going well.

Have a swashbuckling weekend.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Teeth making me their bitch.

So I started the day (thursday) HONEST TO BAKED GOODS thinking “I really need to find a dentist and get an appointment before I do anything else medical or otherwise.” Really truly I was thinking that to myself (it’s only been oh 11 years or so since I have been to one… I know that is terrible). So I put it on my to do list (in my head) of things that HOPEFULLY I will do. Go about my day.

Eat crunchy things… have lunch… finish lunch… feel around my mouth… um… what is that jagged evil spot way back in my mouth… is that… NO… NO… it can’t be. Get to the bathroom and look at my tooth… indeed it is I broke a cusp off my very back tooth as well as a good chunk of my tooth. Thank you teeth for making my need to get you looked at more urgent and pressing.

This of course sends me into a downward spiral that of which THANKFULLY my husband gracefully pulled me out of. I e-mail him about it and clearly (because I cussed a bunch) display my state of panic. He stepped in right away and within half an hour had a dental office 10 minutes from my work that used nitrous (laughing gas) with an appointment. Seriously people and had it so our insurance covered me (that usually takes weeks b/c you’re supposed to set a dentist way before you go to one). He is my hero. (at least for now… LOL I am after all a woman)

So I go to the office and most everyone is nice even the receptionist which BY THE WAY is a miracle! But all that still induced my want to panic! The ONE person that wasn’t nice was the dental hygienist I think… or assistant. She took my xrays and was really snotty BUT it’s ok b/c the nice dentist gave me laughing gas and made it all seem better.

Some of my thoughts while on the gas… WOW my hands are so tiny… tiny little hands (which they are not!). Wow assistant lady lay off the onions and you’re a bitch. I cracked up at least 3 times and I’m sure I was sitting there with a dumb smile on my face as I’m slobbering everywhere and have a million things sticking out of my mouth. Also I thought “if my friends could only see me now they would be cracking up.”

Some things I noticed that I think come from a unclouded mind were how all dentist offices look the same once you have to open wide and tilt your head up. Same ceiling tiles, same lights, same other light shinning all up in your face… which is what started my panic attack b/c I was having flash backs to terrible dentist memories. “IF you don’t stop screaming we’re going to make your MOTHER go in the waiting room!” To which my mom responded “Like hell you are.” B/c please yeah right. But I was 7-8 and believed the dentist really had that authority until my mom chimed in.

Also this office had TV’s in the corner of the “exam rooms” for the “patient” but um… once my head is tilted up and my mouth wide open I can’t see that TV and I certainly can’t hear it over the drills and junk. But I noticed the assistant watching the TV instead of doing what she was supposed to be doing in my mouth. Thanks for trying with the TV but next time I’m bringing my iPod or something.

BUT my mouth wasn’t numb for hours after not even hour after. This has NEVER happened to me ever. I usually go home and sleep in a river of my own drool for hours after the dentist b/c I hate the feeling of numb and I am afraid I will swallow the pcs of filling that they don’t get left in your mouth after. However for the 1st time in the history of my dental nightmares I mean past my numbness went away within 30 minutes or less and I was able to eat and talk and swallow!

So I guess what I’m saying is Advanced Dental Smiles in Hatboro on York road… you have my approval! Also you called today to check up on me… Gold star! Highly recommend people! HIGHLY.

Monday, March 7, 2011

As the skate wheels turn...

Work has been blah as i'm trying to find motivation to figure out the puzzle that is my new position at work... Oy to that.

BUT personal non work life has been good. I made honey heads b-day super awesome and fun. I know he loved everything b/c he said so. LOL we still have too much cake in the house for my liking so i'm going to need to trick others into eating it... hmmmm...

I got lots of fun cheap things at the outlets! I love that... now i want to go back and find more cheap things... good luck to that. We finally got our photos from the wedding photographer... Oy what a test that has been! All she had to do was tell the truth... that is all. A good business practice would be honesty. But maybe that's just my opinion. She did an ok job... i know that some of it is our fault b/c we really had no idea what pictures we wanted where... but what can you do.

The honey head keeps saying "NEXT TIME." and i go ummm "next time?" as far as i know you get married to someone once... and please dear God going through that once is all i ever want! Planning and executing a wedding is like cutting a finger off and getting it re attached... yes that much fun.

We are supposedly getting closer to a bank track game... i'm excited nervous and all the things i am for a flat track game x 100. The bank track is fun but scary... at least with the flat ground you know where you going down... or into the wall... with the bank track your not so sure where your going... and the thought of falling on your butt leads to scary visions. BUT as always i will enjoy it and take on the new challenge... i think... i hope...

What else what else... i guess that's all for now. have a swell Monday. (yeah i know...)
 

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